[So, does he give her the long story or the short one? Well, the long version involves him being slightly terrible, so it's best if he just sticks with the short one. Easy decision there.

He returns an easy smile, as if he has no problems talking about love and romance.]

Actually, I was helping her pick out a present for her significant other. She truly wanted to get him something nice and I was somehow able to assist her. I'm not the best when it comes to romantic relationships, so I'm glad I was able to help.

[Turns out, leaving someone to die ruins the mood a lot.]