Exactly. They could at least give us keyboards or something. Not...that those connect with books...

[Rob plops down on the other edge of the bench and takes a fairly long sip.]

Well, where do you want me to start? I'm looking for a nemesis because I tried to stop being the bad guy after I got here. But when I thought I found something that sounded like it might actually be heroic, it turns out it was a crazy supervillain who probably would have just destroyed everything! I can't even help without being the villain, and I'm not even in Elmore!

[...Wow, why did he just blurt out that much?]