The Bahummiest of Humbugs

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Sender: Seto Kaiba
Subject: Regarding Christmas

I'll never understand what all the fascination is with one day that was arbitrarily chosen to be significant.

Don't hand me those lines about it being a time to show "good will" and "appreciation" for your fellow man. If people truly believed those ideals were important they wouldn't need to adhere to a schedule to be reminded to extend that gratitude, nor would it lead to the near-riots at limited time sales. Nothing says "Peace on Earth" quite like elbowing someone else out of the way so you can grab the last product off the shelf for yourself.

It's all a marketing ploy.

Believe me, I should know... I wonder what the sales figures look like this year.

Comments

[mysophobic]

Is there? Well if it's from a magical world then yes! The explanation would be magic. But I guess you mean worlds that don't have it, right? I don't really know what that's like but my world has both scientific and magical explanations for separate things. The logic for some places isn't the same as others, but that's also okay, given the fact that this place is a dream world so that's already pretty farfetched, isn't it?

In any case, we've actually combined magic and science together to make some pretty amazing tech.

[ But there's a frown on his end. ] I haven't met anyone from my world here. But if you're ever curious there are some books about Kasuitiga in the library! Or I can tell you more about it!

[blue_eyed_obsession]

That's not an explanation.. it's literally just a word that doesn't describe the intricacies of how the effect is produced or created. When will I learn to just stop trying with you people? Actually, I've already produced a few theories as to how this dream environment is possible, but I get the impression that it would go over your head entirely.

.... Do you call it.. Magitech?

[As nonsensical as the concept of combining the two is, he had to ask. It would be the most basic way to refer to it, and someone surely.. has copywritten it.]

I already regret initiating this discussion so why would I need to read more about it at the library?

[mysophobic]

[ Wow Kaiba?? RUDE! ]

Even if it does go over my head I'd like to hear your thoughts! This place is really fascinating, so hearing everyone's theories is always interesting to me!

As for that...technology that's coupled with magic is called MDAWCE (Magical Devices Aligned with Cursed Energies). Since people, like me, who have powers have them through our ancestral curse. But usually, we just call it Mtech, or just magtech. There are a few companies that have it mass-produced like Seritech and TATFAM (Technologies Against The Fight Against Miasma) but even their products get the mtech label. [ Listen sometimes people pretend they don't care but in actuality they really do!! ]

I don't know. Maybe you got curious one day and just decided to check it out.