[ Planes??? OH BOY. If anything, she seems to get even cockier and happier! ]

You have the eyes of wisdom - I am, in fact, the best pilot there's ever been! I take my plane, the Cloudslayer, all over the world for my family! And I've already begun teaching my kids how to fly, and I'd gladly take you under my wing!

[ Pause. Pause. Pause. Then she deflates. ]

... If... there were planes here. Which they don't have here. Which sucks here.