My uncle, Scrooge McDuck, is the world's richest duck, greatest explorer and adventurer, and he's gone around the world a bajillion times collecting all kinds of treasures and artifacts
He has separate places for stuff that are cursed or dangerous, but decided the "Comes Alive After Being Touched A Certain Amount" stuff should go in the garage
old people, man
Anyway! My kids went exploring in there and accidentally woke up a golden dragon, a pirate ghost, and THE HEADLESS MAN HORSE! An ancient creature from the dawn of ages who has been endlessly seeking a head of his own, even if it means taking someone else's!
All three of them teamed up to go after my babies but Scrooge stepped in to kick some serious tail-feathers! He rode the dragon all around and forced it back into its place! He used a loophole to undo the ghost's summoning! Now it was just the headless manhorse, who was bucking and riding and stomping all over the place, ready to rip off anyone's head!
So Scrooge gave it the head from a statue of himself, problem solved. In fact, Manny (as we all call him now, just easier) decided to repay Scrooge's gratitude by working for him for the rest of his unnatural life!
he's the assistant for one of my uncle's scientists
i don't know why
also he talks in morse code by stomping his hooves, and he does rock a mean lab coat
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My uncle, Scrooge McDuck, is the world's richest duck, greatest explorer and adventurer, and he's gone around the world a bajillion times collecting all kinds of treasures and artifacts
He has separate places for stuff that are cursed or dangerous, but decided the "Comes Alive After Being Touched A Certain Amount" stuff should go in the garage
old people, man
Anyway! My kids went exploring in there and accidentally woke up a golden dragon, a pirate ghost, and THE HEADLESS MAN HORSE! An ancient creature from the dawn of ages who has been endlessly seeking a head of his own, even if it means taking someone else's!
All three of them teamed up to go after my babies but Scrooge stepped in to kick some serious tail-feathers! He rode the dragon all around and forced it back into its place! He used a loophole to undo the ghost's summoning! Now it was just the headless manhorse, who was bucking and riding and stomping all over the place, ready to rip off anyone's head!
So Scrooge gave it the head from a statue of himself, problem solved. In fact, Manny (as we all call him now, just easier) decided to repay Scrooge's gratitude by working for him for the rest of his unnatural life!
he's the assistant for one of my uncle's scientists
i don't know why
also he talks in morse code by stomping his hooves, and he does rock a mean lab coat