[open] 🌻 have you ever had a dream that that you, um, you had

[oathkeeper]

Sender: Sora
To: Everyone
Subject: Are thoughts dreams or are dreams thoughts?

have you guys ever had a thinking thought just hit you out of nowhere and you can’t stop thinking about it for a while? like...

when you bury your feet in the sand at the beach you are briefly wearing the earth as shoes.

or...

the galaxy is so big that there's probably a place in the universe out there where a constellation of stars looks just like a portrait of you!

have you ever had random thoughts like this? what are yours?

[Give him your best showerthoughts, baby! Feel free to discuss your showerthoughts with others too!]

Comments

Re: sender: beat

[herewardbound]

What?? No.

[stillarhino]

aight why you saying nah then?

i had too much fun writing this

[herewardbound]

... Alright, since you've apparently taken leave of your senses.

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you're hungry. You decide that what you want is a sandwich. You don't know what kind, just yet, but you know that you'd like one. So you go to a sandwich shop, and you order a sandwich. You take your seat at a table, content in the certainty that you have not entered some kind of fucking ALTERNATE REALITY where sandwiches are confused with other things, and wait to receive the promised, and I cannot stress this enough, sandwich.

If the wait staff then slaps a fucking HOT DOG on the counter, you know! Instinctively! That you haven't received what was ordered!

Because a hot dog is not a goddamn sandwich!

I've heard this fucking argument so many times already, like it's a memetic plague or something, it is impossible to define by hard lines what is and is not a god damn sandwich because NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO there is always some Diogenes-wannabe motherFUCKER willing to wrap a live plucked chicken in naan, slam it down on the table, and DECLARE TO THE HEAVENS 'BEHOLD, A TACO'.

[crouching_sin]

Counterpoint: Diogenes was right.

[herewardbound]

DIOGENES WAS A DIPSHIT TROLL WHO JUST WANTED THE ARGUMENT TO CONTINUE.

[crouching_sin]

How are you going to find the answer if you don't keep continuing the argument?

Besides, 'featherless biped' was a terrible definition for 'man' anyway.

HAHA that was fantastic

[stillarhino]

yo who got your panties in a bunch?

[No, he did not read all that.]

[herewardbound]

I don't know! Ask your girlfriend about the THREE GODDAMN HOURS I spent listening to this EXACT GODDAMN ARGUMENT because her DUMBASS FRIENDS decided it was the best possible use of everyone's time!

[stillarhino]

just three hours?
dont get curry yo
she can go on all day bout that

[Not a single denial on Akechi's choice of words here.]

[herewardbound]

Happily, I think we are largely in accord on the subject of curry. Her father's recipe is, I'm told, completely unique, and I don't know that I've had it elsewhere. It is, however, excellent.

[stillarhino]

man shes told me about how good sojiro and her moms curry are
you lucky you gotta try least one yo

[herewardbound]

I didn't

know her mother was known for curry.

[stillarhino]

yeah i think she is
shortys always going on about how her moms curry is the best one round

[mwehehe]

[...okay she's gotta fuck with him now.]

Hear me out.

If a hot dog is a sandwich

and hot dog water exists

that makes it an au jus. It's a broth but you could turn it into a gravy.

[She won't stand by and let Akechi insult Beat. She's allowed to dunk on him BUT NOT AKECHI.]

[herewardbound]

listen here you little shit

[mwehehe]

You know I'm right.

That means pizza is an open-faced sandwich too.

[herewardbound]

If I ask you for a sandwich and you hand me a pizza I'm going to throw it at you and you will deserve it

[mwehehe]

I think that's one of the nicest things you've said you'd do to me. Aww. I'm flattered.


[This is what you signed up for when you talked things out, Akechi. :) The gremlin little sister you wish you never had.]

[herewardbound]

(... Just take the compliment, Goro. Just take it.)

You came over to my house unannounced on Christmas. I'm reasonably certain that that's not something mortal enemies do, though I could be wrong.

I could revert to idle threats of strangulation I have no intention of carrying out, if that would help you feel better. Perhaps we could even collaborate on more topical promises of violence. I don't know if it's possible to kill someone with a pizza, but I'm sure if we put our heads together a means could be devised.

[mwehehe]

You can if you shove it directly down their throat, though that's true of any food, not just pizza.

[herewardbound]

True, but the fact that it's not pizza-specific is what makes it unattractive as an option.

You'd have options if it was badly burned first, maybe.

[mwehehe]

...

You ever see that anime with like, "here's some ramn, add some meat... and a gun!!!"

That's probably what you're looking for, actually. No one wants burnt pizza, that's just gross, even if you're using it for like, a death product. It'd just crumble or worse... moisten up and it wouldn't work. Ew.

[oathkeeper]

i'm not gonna lie i'd be okay with an alternative reality where hotdogs are sandwiches

or its one bread in between two meats

[herewardbound]

why

[oathkeeper]

aww come on, imagine twice the meat!

[He's joshing you, Akechi.]