Damn, Joshua. If you're as uptight as your writing then I bet your underwear stands by itself! You almost need a translator to parse all that formality.
But if you're looking for someone to lend a hand in teaching you the finer points of combat, look no further! You're talking to a bona fide God of War here! So whatcha need help with? I saw you already have some pretty spiffy skills in the fire department, though it did look like your swordplay needed a bit of polish.
In return maybe you can teach me some of your magic hoo-ha.
Sender: Yato
But if you're looking for someone to lend a hand in teaching you the finer points of combat, look no further! You're talking to a bona fide God of War here! So whatcha need help with? I saw you already have some pretty spiffy skills in the fire department, though it did look like your swordplay needed a bit of polish.
In return maybe you can teach me some of your magic hoo-ha.