I'm just concerned about your patients, Doctor. You could get sued for love malpractice, you know.

[or like, punched, if someone takes his advice and it goes poorly. But fine, here's your tea:]

It felt crazy at the time, but it wasn't that complicated. A couple of girls came to my locker at the same time to try to catch me, I guess, and by the time I got there, there was a crowd and the two were yelling and pulling each other's hair. It kind of felt like trying to disarm a bomb, honestly.

[Teenage feelings are so delicate.]