[open] you strike a match that lights my heart on fire

[oathkeeper]

Sender: Sora
To: Everyone
Subject: The doctor is in!

hey guys! it’s that time of the year again! love, flowers and chocolates! i hope you're not sneezing a lot! or have a bunch of pink bubbles bothering you!

but if you are i bet you have a lot of questions, right? right! but don’t worry because i'm here to help you out with all your questions about love and crushes and all that lovey-dovey gushy stuff!

doctor sora is here to help you with all things love! do you need some love advice? just ask me! i can help you out! give it a try!

[Legal disclaimer: Sora is not a liscenced doctor. But he'll try to help you out with your questions about love anyway! He won't even make you sign your name if you don't want to! Come at him for anything because what better than a Disney loverboy to answer your questions about LOOOOOVE? Solid advice is not guaranteed.]

Comments

sender: beat

[stillarhino]

since whend you become a doctor

[oathkeeper]

since forever!!

[Since about last week. Not.]

[stillarhino]

just last week?
so the stuff you told me before aint worth shit?

[Is he joking? Is he serious? Who knows?]

[oathkeeper]

since forever! all i said to you before is still good advice! really!!

are you still dating two girls? it's been a while since i asked

[stillarhino]

[SORA STAHP]

i never dated the two of em at the time man
i told ya i cant do that

sender: ira

[iracorn]

[Ignoring any complicated feelings he might have with regards to this.]

While I know that you are doing this with good intentions, Sora, matters of the Heart can be fairly complicated.

Are you certain of your qualifications?

[tl;dr please think this through]

sender: Shikanoin Heizou

[book2thehead]

Man alive, I didn't realize you were an expert on lovey-dovey gushy stuff, Sora! :3

And what is it that makes this "that time of year"?

[oathkeeper]

oh! i just remember that you were having troubles with what to do. but i still mean everything i said, you know.

did you figure it out? are you okay?

[What's the diagnosis!]

[oathkeeper]

[Wow, tell him the story, Ira??]

i know they can be complicated! that's why i want to help in the first place!

i mean i've been dating vanitas for years now, isn't that a lot?

[oathkeeper]

as a matter of fact! i am! i have a ton of creds.

[You know, street creds.]

it's usually this month that people celebrate their feelings for each other! have you ever heard of valentine's day?

[book2thehead]

Oh? Well, now I'm curious about all these creds of yours~

[Enlighten him, Sora. Let's hear where you got this phd from.]

I don't believe I have! What is it?

[stillarhino]

yeah i figured things out and yeah im aight
been dating futaba for a coupla months now

sender: beat

[stillarhino]

thought you was supposed to be a great defective yo

[He still hasn't learned the correct spelling... or word.]

[book2thehead]

My dear Beat, just because I'm a great detective doesn't mean I'm not allowed to ask questions~!

[And yes, he specifically only wrote the word out so that Beat could see how it's spelled.]

[stillarhino]

but wouldnt ya figured out that soras into this sorta thing

[book2thehead]

"Being into" it and being an expert on it are two very different things!

sender: Martel Yggdrasill

[untwisted]

Oh, you can? How much experience do you have?

[stillarhino]

guess yous right
well if ya need anything from him about this sorta stuff hes pretty good at it

[Speaking from experience...]

[book2thehead]

Did he help you with your two lovely ladies? How are things going with them, by the way?

[oathkeeper]

you'll be happy to know that this doctor has been in love for years now! isn't that a good checkmark to have?

[stillarhino]

yeah he did
one of thems my girlfriend now
and i kinda just figured things out with the other one

[book2thehead]

Oh my! Sounds like congratulations are in order, then~!

It really has been a while since the last time we spoke, hasn't it? I'm happy to hear your love life is doing well~

[stillarhino]

heh thanks yo
yeah its been a bit
hows things going with you
got anything planned for valentines?

[book2thehead]

I'm doing well, thank you for asking~

And I don't, at the moment! But that's probably also because this is the first time I've ever heard of it.

sender: Flowey

[your_best_friend]

What should a person do if they've been unable to feel love towards anyone else for thousands upon thousands of years?