third entry ⊗ anonymous: dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Sender: Anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone EXCEPT TIFA
Subject: Dating Advice

Requesting dating advice.

[ooc: yep that's it that's the post, and it is anonymous! Eustace also can't believe he's doing this but boy he needs it. Those who respond can either be anonymous or have their handle visible. Threads are also completely open to anyone so they can see responses. Eustace's responses will be anon by default (don't make me put the label every time please—)]

Comments

[flamekthunder]

The thought did occur to me as it seems to be the most natural idea. I'll have to look into what's been established so far.

[hearthwarming]

I hope you have a lot of fun!

What else... what about going on a trip together?

[flamekthunder]

A trip?

[...Hmmm.]

A camping trip wouldn't be too bad. I'd just have to make sure it's somewhere safe.

[hearthwarming]

Oh! A camping trip sounds wonderful!

[ she's going to steal that idea for herself, thank you ]

It's been so long since I was last camping... though I hadn't thought about needing to make sure it's somewhere safe... Maybe you can set up some traps or alarms just in case?

[flamekthunder]

[BRUH]

Those won't be necessary. I'll just scout and clear the area first.

[Extreme measures.]

[hearthwarming]

[ WHAT. How is what he says any better?? ]

Ah... I suppose that works too. To be honest, though, if you're able to scout and clear the area beforehand, then I'm sure you won't have any problems dealing with problems if they come up in the moment. Hopefully your date won't mind if that happens!

[flamekthunder]

[Don't steal his idea???]

She might not, but I'd rather we have a peaceful time than have unwanted disruptions or injuries.

[hearthwarming]

[ It was like... 40% her idea also?? ]

That is a fair point!

But in any case... I spent some time out in the woods before it started getting really cold, so if you want I could try to make you a map of some nice little clearings!

[flamekthunder]

I wouldn't mind a few locations. Flower fields would also be a fine option, or somewhere with a decent view.

[He can think of a few places, but never hurts to expand the possibilities. He's curious to know what Oriphi's found.]

Though if you have any special places for yourself...no need to bother unless you want to tell me to stay away from it.

[hearthwarming]

[ ??? ]

Why would I tell you to stay away from it?

[flamekthunder]

So we don't accidentally run into each other and disrupt your own private dates.

[hearthwarming]

Oh... I would hate for you to miss out on some nice locations because of that...

I realize you might not wish to be identified, and that's okay. But I really do want to help, so I'll make some notes or a map for you when I have the chance!

[flamekthunder]

[More like he doesn't know whatever things you're doing with your harem, Oriphi—]

There will be plenty around, it's fine. But it's appreciated.