Journal 📚 Granting Requests 🐈

[angelbirth]

Sender: Satan
To: Everyone
Subject: Attn: Granting Requests

All,

As most of you are probably not aware, today is the birthday of Mammon, the Great and Amazing Avatar of Greed. He's feeling particularly shy today, and so he's asked me to make an announcement on his behalf.

If you need a favor done for you, let me know and I'll document it and send it to the Birthday Boy. He's willing to complete any task for you, no matter how great or small. Manual, back-breaking labor is perfectly okay for him, so please don't hold back. He'll pull the weeds in your garden; test dangerous, harmful substances for you; and will even commit to telling a joke that makes you laugh.

Truly, we should all be grateful to the Avatar of Greed who has chosen to be so delightfully generous on this day which marks the day of his creation.

I'm serious. Don't hold back. There's no job too demanding, too difficult, or too disgusting for him. He'll be sure to give it his all.

Comments

[itsgunnabe_mei]

a-huh.

And if I said my request was for him to have lots of fun, eat a big birthday cake, and do whatever he wants?

[angelbirth]

I would absolutely support this request, Mei.

However, I would advise against letting him do whatever he wants. A Mammon without restraint is

challenging.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

What if I requested him to give you a super big hug?

[ time to troll. ]

[angelbirth]

I think he'd be very upset with your request. We're not a family of huggers.

[ Well, most of them aren't. ]

But I can pass it along to him if you'd like. I'm sure he'd come find you to have a word with you for making him put his emotions on display.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Because right now you're not displaying any emotions at all, right?

[ she feels "pettiness" counts as an emotion. ]

[angelbirth]

I'm a demon, not a robot.

[ Wow!! He's not being petty. He's displaying the emotions called "being a little shit" and "being a little brother." How dare??? ]

He'd probably like hugging you more than he would me, anyway. Is that why you're asking? Because you want him to hug you but you're too shy to ask?

[ It's his effort to turn this back around on her. ]

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ Nice try. But, alas, this is one area she has les shame in. ]

Dude, I would kill for hugs from you or him. I love your hugs. I want your hugs.

[angelbirth]

Okay, I have to ask.

Why?

Please, explain it to me. Help me understand.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Cause you're my friends, I like you, and you're both hot?

[angelbirth]

[ She's so honest?! And forward?! ]

You're including me in that?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ Hey, she recently admitted to all of Reverin she drools over hot guys, what shame is left? ]

Of course I am! In all those categories!