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dreamcrystals2022-09-10 06:26 pm
angelbirth) wrote in dreamcrystals2022-09-10 06:26 pm
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Journal 📚 Granting Requests 🐈
Sender: Satan
To: Everyone
Subject: Attn: Granting Requests
All,
As most of you are probably not aware, today is the birthday of Mammon, the Great and Amazing Avatar of Greed. He's feeling particularly shy today, and so he's asked me to make an announcement on his behalf.
If you need a favor done for you, let me know and I'll document it and send it to the Birthday Boy. He's willing to complete any task for you, no matter how great or small. Manual, back-breaking labor is perfectly okay for him, so please don't hold back. He'll pull the weeds in your garden; test dangerous, harmful substances for you; and will even commit to telling a joke that makes you laugh.
Truly, we should all be grateful to the Avatar of Greed who has chosen to be so delightfully generous on this day which marks the day of his creation.
I'm serious. Don't hold back. There's no job too demanding, too difficult, or too disgusting for him. He'll be sure to give it his all.
To: Everyone
Subject: Attn: Granting Requests
All,
As most of you are probably not aware, today is the birthday of Mammon, the Great and Amazing Avatar of Greed. He's feeling particularly shy today, and so he's asked me to make an announcement on his behalf.
If you need a favor done for you, let me know and I'll document it and send it to the Birthday Boy. He's willing to complete any task for you, no matter how great or small. Manual, back-breaking labor is perfectly okay for him, so please don't hold back. He'll pull the weeds in your garden; test dangerous, harmful substances for you; and will even commit to telling a joke that makes you laugh.
Truly, we should all be grateful to the Avatar of Greed who has chosen to be so delightfully generous on this day which marks the day of his creation.
I'm serious. Don't hold back. There's no job too demanding, too difficult, or too disgusting for him. He'll be sure to give it his all.
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[ He doesn't like to do niceties to someone's face. ]
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I meant I'd rather stay cursed if I were cursed. There's nothing unusual about me choosing not to get in between you and my brother. Like I've said before, it doesn't concern me. If it makes you happy, go for it.
All I'm asking is for you not to tell me the dirty details because I am completely uninterested in them.