Journal 📚 Granting Requests 🐈

[angelbirth]

Sender: Satan
To: Everyone
Subject: Attn: Granting Requests

All,

As most of you are probably not aware, today is the birthday of Mammon, the Great and Amazing Avatar of Greed. He's feeling particularly shy today, and so he's asked me to make an announcement on his behalf.

If you need a favor done for you, let me know and I'll document it and send it to the Birthday Boy. He's willing to complete any task for you, no matter how great or small. Manual, back-breaking labor is perfectly okay for him, so please don't hold back. He'll pull the weeds in your garden; test dangerous, harmful substances for you; and will even commit to telling a joke that makes you laugh.

Truly, we should all be grateful to the Avatar of Greed who has chosen to be so delightfully generous on this day which marks the day of his creation.

I'm serious. Don't hold back. There's no job too demanding, too difficult, or too disgusting for him. He'll be sure to give it his all.

Comments

[burnttoashes]

Exoflection - an arte from my world - will allow me to create an exact copy of the item once I've had the chance to analyze it. The quality will be the same as the sample, so assuming that the sample you have is of the quality you desire, the one I create won't be any lesser on that front.

Using the arte itself is no trouble on my end. It's a mirrist's most basic skill.

[WHEN DID HE START GOING SOFT, HONESTLY... as long as he just passes this off as doing something he said he was going to do, it's fine, right?]