Journal 📚 Granting Requests 🐈

[angelbirth]

Sender: Satan
To: Everyone
Subject: Attn: Granting Requests

All,

As most of you are probably not aware, today is the birthday of Mammon, the Great and Amazing Avatar of Greed. He's feeling particularly shy today, and so he's asked me to make an announcement on his behalf.

If you need a favor done for you, let me know and I'll document it and send it to the Birthday Boy. He's willing to complete any task for you, no matter how great or small. Manual, back-breaking labor is perfectly okay for him, so please don't hold back. He'll pull the weeds in your garden; test dangerous, harmful substances for you; and will even commit to telling a joke that makes you laugh.

Truly, we should all be grateful to the Avatar of Greed who has chosen to be so delightfully generous on this day which marks the day of his creation.

I'm serious. Don't hold back. There's no job too demanding, too difficult, or too disgusting for him. He'll be sure to give it his all.

Comments

[angelbirth]

[ Wow. How could she doubt the validity of this?! ]

He's over 5,000 years old. At that point, even the Avatar of Greed has limits on how greedy he can be.

[ No there he doesn't. ]

That's why he wants to change it up and do something for the community instead. So tell me, is there anything your heart desires? It can be anything, from a small gift, to a freshly cleaned treehouse, to even an adequately made cup of tea.

[feale]

What if my heart's desire is to get something for him?

[ Avatar of Greed, 5,000+ years old or not, it seems truly wrong to not offer someone a gift of some sort for their birthday! ]

[angelbirth]

[ Not that she can hear it, but Satan huffs on the other side of the journal. Some people are just too kind-hearted.... ]

Well, I won't stop you. But what would you even get him?

[feale]

Um... Perhaps you can tell me the kind of things he likes?

[ She, of course, has no idea. Although from the artistry of the journal entry, she guesses that Mammon might be a cat, so... ]

Oh! Does he like sushi?

[angelbirth]

[ Well. He did mean to lead people astray, but not like this. ]

I suppose so? I wouldn't waste your energy trying to get him anything fancy, though. He's quite content with instant cup noodles. It's not that he'd turn his nose up at something a little more

refined

but I'm not so sure his taste buds can discriminate between instant food and a true delicacy.

Other than that, the things he likes aren't really tangible. He likes to gamble. He likes being overbearing. Oh, and he likes it when people think of him as cool, which is almost never.

[feale]

[ Content with instant cup noodles? Maybe this "Mammon" isn't a cat after all... She's positive that not even Morgana eats those. ]

I see...

Um, if I can ask, why don't people think of him as cool?

[ He sounds cool, she thinks. So maybe if the sushi isn't doable, she could at least... show him some appreciation? Or something? ]