001 🌠 an invitation

[starshower]

Sender: Tifa Lockhart & Eustace
To: Everyone
Subject: A wedding!



Hi everyone! Tifa and Eustace here.

Some of you already know that Eustace and I are getting married this winter but consider this our official announcement. And an invitation!

The wedding ceremony will be at the Corgi Tree at 2PM and will be closed to friends only. However, we will be holding the reception at 5PM along the Riverside and will be open to the public. Everyone is welcome to attend, even if just to grab a free meal. Directions are provided.

So, I've been wondering what kind of traditions you all have in your own worlds? I've never been to one before myself, so I'd love to hear about things you've all seen or done! Maybe even borrow a few to start out a few new Reverein traditions.



OOC NOTE: ALL characters are welcome to the reception regardless of whether or not they have CR with Tifa and/or Eustace! There will be a log will be going up on December 3 for this, so please look forward to it! Both Tifa and Eustace will be responding.

Comments

[flamekthunder]

If only that happened, then I think we'd be in good shape.

[Compared to what else could happen...but he's not going to speak of it and risk anything actually bad happening.]

[fishflakes]

Could you imagine though? Walking down the aisle, then whoops, your pants split. Now everyone's gonna see your tighty whiteys. The crowds are horrified. The poor puppies are scarred for life. Whatever will you do??

[It's said mostly in the hopes of making Eustace laugh. Will it make him laugh?]

[flamekthunder]

[Well there was definitely a snort on his end.]

Don't tell me you've seen something actually happen before.

Unless that's your own nightmare.

[fishflakes]

I wish, but man I'd pay actual money to see it happen. Maybe not to you, but just in general.

The worst I ever did was when I tried on my classmate's skirt and got my ass kicked for it.

[flamekthunder]

Why were you trying their skirt?

[Not judging on wearing a skirt, but. Also judging in the sense of this sounds like a bizarre, senseless situation.]

[fishflakes]

Me, my classmate, and my teacher were goofing off and decided to try the girls's uniforms on as a joke. The girls found out.

[Hence the aforementioned ass-kicking.]

[flamekthunder]

Then you got what you deserved. What kind of joke did you even think of doing...

[Toge. Please, man.]

[fishflakes]

We were trying to see who'd look the best in girls's clothing. I think I looked best in the skirt. If Panda were smaller, he might fit in the clothes better.

It was not our smartest move, but sometimes you get bored out in the middle of nowhere with the same seven people.

[flamekthunder]

Even so...nevermind.

[fishflakes]

Wasn't my smartest move, I'll admit. I think I still have the bump on my head, too.

[flamekthunder]

That would explain a few things.

[Did he crack a joke HA HA HA. ...]

Try not to embarrass yourself to such an extent at the reception.

[fishflakes]

[IS THAT A JOKE HE SEES FROM ONE EUSTACE GRANBLUE??]

[To be fair Toge kinda deserves it, so he's not gonna say anything against it.]

Oh don't worry, I won't. There's a time for memes and a time for seriousness.

[flamekthunder]

[TEAR IT OFF AND FRAME IT.]

Will I need to bar you from alcohol?

[fishflakes]

[HE JUST MIGHT!!!]

Nah, I'm good. Not legal age yet and I don't really have a taste for it anyway.

[flamekthunder]

One less worry for me then.

Keep it that way.

[Subtle threat—]