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dreamcrystals2022-12-06 08:15 pm
helluvaboss) wrote in dreamcrystals2022-12-06 08:15 pm
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Best day EVER!!!
Sender: Blitzø
Subject: Best day EVER!!!
Subject: Best day EVER!!!
Not everything that wants to be freed should be.
[Although even she has to admit that sounds hypocritical coming from her.]
I sincerely hope this whim of yours doesn't end with the people here being devoured. Or that you bothered to do some research before setting those creatures free.
[Although even she has to admit that sounds hypocritical coming from her.]
I sincerely hope this whim of yours doesn't end with the people here being devoured. Or that you bothered to do some research before setting those creatures free.
Did it come in pastel-colored bottles with shaker holes at the top?
Because I have unfortunate news for you- that wasn't cocaine, that was baby powder
It's alright, labels can be difficult to navigate for the illiterate.
Because I have unfortunate news for you- that wasn't cocaine, that was baby powder
It's alright, labels can be difficult to navigate for the illiterate.
Well I might've gotten some glitter mixed in there when I snorted it off your mom's fat tits
[ Ah. Well, he's definitely a smart imp. ]
That makes it sound like you're either doing or using something prohibited in Hell. But, I suppose it's Hell, so obviously you can do as you please.
That being said, you really won't tell me?
That makes it sound like you're either doing or using something prohibited in Hell. But, I suppose it's Hell, so obviously you can do as you please.
That being said, you really won't tell me?
You got me. What can I say, Blitz? The thrill of the hunt makes the supper you make after all the tastier.
Well if you take me on a date and call me pretty I might consider it, but in public I don't want anyone scooping up my tricks of th e trade
fuck yeah mills especially since we're prolly not gonna be doing our classic murderifying in here as much it's good to keep the aim sharp
There was a creature described similarly where I came from.
It would rip employees apart and devour them once it broke containment.
It would rip employees apart and devour them once it broke containment.
were the employees fuckin with the animal and pissing it off? animal abusers totally deserve that shit
And sharper! I got me a bunch of new knives that are BEGGING for a test drive!
Oh we are gonna FUCK UP some wholesome woodland critters thats gonna be fucking FUN
Quite the contrary. The majority of them seemed to lose all sense of reason around it, reverting to baby talk and constantly demanding pictures. The fact that it was an Abnormality seemed to completely slip their minds.
It was good for morale, but could be rather frustrating.
It was good for morale, but could be rather frustrating.
No thank you.
[ For many reasons, but mostly because it's not even a guarantee! ]
Who, exactly, is going to steal your tricks of the trade? Demons like myself don't need assistance going to the mortal realm for anything other than convenience. Do you even have it with you here?
[ For many reasons, but mostly because it's not even a guarantee! ]
Who, exactly, is going to steal your tricks of the trade? Demons like myself don't need assistance going to the mortal realm for anything other than convenience. Do you even have it with you here?
UGH sounds like the same kind of dumbasses that treat their tiny dogs like babies instead of animals
no friggin respect for the fact that they're ANIMALS and have ANIMAL NEEDS
no friggin respect for the fact that they're ANIMALS and have ANIMAL NEEDS
Theres enough people from 'my' hell that it's smarter to keep mum about it
You realize the 'your mother was a whore' jokes fall flat when it's just a statement of fact?
You don't have the brains or the vocabulary to say shit that's worse than what I've already heard.
You don't have the brains or the vocabulary to say shit that's worse than what I've already heard.
Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Grilled while soaked in honeyed ale
Grilled while soaked in honeyed ale
aww poor baby has mommy issues
don't worry I have daddy issues we can match
don't worry I have daddy issues we can match
[Give her a moment. She's not entirely sure how to respond to that.]
I don't know that I would classify it as an animal, looks aside, but at least you seem less likely to lose your limbs than others.
I don't know that I would classify it as an animal, looks aside, but at least you seem less likely to lose your limbs than others.
stooooop ur gonna give my stomach a hunger-boner LOL
I mean he is a literal radio demon and would pretty literally broadcast shit he knows right
Thanks! you seem dry but levelheaded so same to you
While I don't doubt that he would broadcast whatever floats his boat if given the opportunity, I think he'd sooner use your trick of the trade for himself than share it over the radio.
Actually, thinking back on it, Alastor can't keep a secret. I take it back. So perhaps you're right to keep it closely guarded.
Actually, thinking back on it, Alastor can't keep a secret. I take it back. So perhaps you're right to keep it closely guarded.
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