Best day EVER!!!

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: Best day EVER!!!

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[post_script]

There was a creature described similarly where I came from.

It would rip employees apart and devour them once it broke containment.

[helluvaboss]

were the employees fuckin with the animal and pissing it off? animal abusers totally deserve that shit

[post_script]

Quite the contrary. The majority of them seemed to lose all sense of reason around it, reverting to baby talk and constantly demanding pictures. The fact that it was an Abnormality seemed to completely slip their minds.

It was good for morale, but could be rather frustrating.

[helluvaboss]

UGH sounds like the same kind of dumbasses that treat their tiny dogs like babies instead of animals

no friggin respect for the fact that they're ANIMALS and have ANIMAL NEEDS

[post_script]

[Give her a moment. She's not entirely sure how to respond to that.]

I don't know that I would classify it as an animal, looks aside, but at least you seem less likely to lose your limbs than others.

[helluvaboss]

Thanks! you seem dry but levelheaded so same to you