Best day EVER!!!

[helluvaboss]

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Subject: Best day EVER!!!

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[helluvaboss]

THANK YOU someone appreciates my artistic skills around here

[kikuichi]

Who wouldn't enjoy them? I can feel the sheer joy coming from your art!

[helluvaboss]

You like horses too right?? they're the BEST theyre so cool and strong and badass

[kikuichi]

Why, yes! I do ride them sometimes and take care of them back home.

[... For war, but shhh.]

[helluvaboss]

thats it I'm gonna run two businesses here and one of them is a fuckin g horse club

you better sign up!!

[kikuichi]

Oh, how fun! I would be happy to join in!

Where will you get the horses?

[helluvaboss]

NO CLUE but I'm gonna start lookin asap for a stable, lotsa good hay and horse food, and for horses

[kikuichi]

Do you know how to take care of horses? They need a lot of things for cleaning and grooming.

[helluvaboss]

Took lessons! Mucking, shoe cleaning, actually puttin shoes on, brushing, trimming, tooth brushing, saddle-sore-massages, special shampoos for sensitive skin sometimes, coats for rain and for cold, variety in diet especially with hell horses that need fresh meat, the whole works

[kikuichi]

[Ah, perfect. Someone he can dump work.]

How wonderful. That means we can count on you, in case we get any new members to teach. Are hell horses that different from regular horses?

[helluvaboss]

Oh you BET.... like for example purebred Wrath Drafts are carnivorous and are fire critters and I met this gorgeous one named Bombroof and holy shit what a beautiful majestic animal I love him

his owner was a backstabbing asshole but Bombroof did nothing wrong