Best day EVER!!!

[helluvaboss]

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Subject: Best day EVER!!!

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[helluvaboss]

I set up business in Pride cause businesses do best with the everyday shmucks. Also my specific client base is there, angry sinner bitches wanting a jab back at people still in the living world

[angelbirth]

Did you


set up an assassination kiosk in Hell?

[helluvaboss]

Hell yeah I did. We're the Immediate Murder Professionals. I.M.P.!

[angelbirth]

How clever.

[ In his thousand years of existing, never has he imagined someone would be running an assassination business from Hell. ]

And it's profitable?

[helluvaboss]

You betcha!

[angelbirth]

And how is it that you just so casually stroll up to the mortal realm?

[helluvaboss]

Trade secret! But we had a way.

[angelbirth]

[ Ah. Well, he's definitely a smart imp. ]

That makes it sound like you're either doing or using something prohibited in Hell. But, I suppose it's Hell, so obviously you can do as you please.

That being said, you really won't tell me?

[helluvaboss]

Well if you take me on a date and call me pretty I might consider it, but in public I don't want anyone scooping up my tricks of th e trade

[angelbirth]

No thank you.

[ For many reasons, but mostly because it's not even a guarantee! ]

Who, exactly, is going to steal your tricks of the trade? Demons like myself don't need assistance going to the mortal realm for anything other than convenience. Do you even have it with you here?

[helluvaboss]

Theres enough people from 'my' hell that it's smarter to keep mum about it

[angelbirth]

What, you're not afraid of Alastor, are you?

[helluvaboss]

I mean he is a literal radio demon and would pretty literally broadcast shit he knows right

[angelbirth]

While I don't doubt that he would broadcast whatever floats his boat if given the opportunity, I think he'd sooner use your trick of the trade for himself than share it over the radio.

Actually, thinking back on it, Alastor can't keep a secret. I take it back. So perhaps you're right to keep it closely guarded.

[helluvaboss]

Bingo! Hes got his own shit hes up to, don't give that dude a secret. A project pitch sure, but never a secret