Best day EVER!!!

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: Best day EVER!!!

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[helluvaboss]

[There's some math scribbled off to the side as Blitzø actually tries to figure out the numbers correctly.]

DAAAAAMN WHAT A BIG BOY he sounds GOOD I wish photos friggin worked here I wanna see him

[hairpinings]

I wish I had a photo of him to show you. You would absolutely love Hanatarou!

[helluvaboss]

IF ONLY augh thats tragic i swear but I believe you!!! he sounds perfect

[hairpinings]

Now you have my curious though... I wonder if this place has any other horses around. I've seen giant bugs and dragons but I don't think I've seen any horses.

[helluvaboss]

I'm gonna build a stable and fence off a big safe field and go find em

[hairpinings]

Wait really??

Do you need any help?

[helluvaboss]

fuck yeah! when I finish my first job and get started I'll put the call out for everyone who wants to pitch in on the horse club to make the stables

[hairpinings]

A horse club?! If anyone can join, I'll definitely answer the call to help.

[helluvaboss]

yknow what Im starting to think this place isn't half bad! look at all these people with GOOD TASTE

[hairpinings]

Right? Even people you might think are extremely unlikely to get along with end up being really fun! Maybe that's the true magic of this strange dream world!

... or not. That sounded a little lame, didn't it.

[helluvaboss]

Maaaaaybe a little but thats ok we can workshop your enthusiasm for whimsy

[hairpinings]

Thank you, you're quite the kind man. I feel like I'm too old and too young at the same time to understand everyone here.

[helluvaboss]

I don't do much charity shit but glad to help, I'm your friendly neighborhood Blitzø. The "o" is silent!!

[hairpinings]

Blitz? Huh... I kinda like that name. Short and simple but it sounds really cool. Well I, Yamatonokami Yasusada am happy to be of service to you, Blitz.

[helluvaboss]

holy shit and your name is LONG you got a nickname? Bc it'll only get annoying if I never get your name right we'd both hate that

[hairpinings]

I don't really have any nicknames, but you're free to call me what you want if that'll make it easier?

[helluvaboss]

How about Yams? Then we can say YAMS GOT GAMS

Yeah sounds perfect to me!

[hairpinings]

Yams? You know what? I can work with Yams.

[ Mostly because it makes him hungry. ]

[helluvaboss]

Hell yeah nice to meetcha Yams!

[hairpinings]

And it's nice to meet you too, Blitz!