Best day EVER!!!

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: Best day EVER!!!

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[helluvaboss]

Dont worry we're not gonna do that boring fancy shmancy shit it's just gonna be petting and feeding and grooming horses and riding them if they wanna and maybe we'll have some cool little jumps and shit. none of the hoity toity tip-toe-ing they make horses do for no good reason

[systemofadowny]

It's basically for showing off and having a way to look down at everyone else. I can't imagine being so self-important all the time.

But being separated from them means dad and I have to do a lot on our own now. It's one way to learn to get my talons dirty.

[helluvaboss]

Depending on how dirty you wanna get em I can show you the good the bad and the ugly all at once! From cleaning hooves to mucking stalls. All the gross shit you gotta do to make your horse healthy and happy. Shit the rich bozos probably hire the "help" for right?

But your horse will like you better if you're more involved with making them happy

[systemofadowny]

I've seen video thumbnails of that before.

I'm probably gonna be sick the first few attempts.

[helluvaboss]

It's stinky! But thats ok it'll toughen ya up. You totally got this Octavia!

[systemofadowny]

(What the hell is she agreeing to...?)

Yeah, it'll be a learning experience.

But that's a ways away from now, isn't it? With finding horses and building a stable on top of usual December things.

[helluvaboss]

Yup! Gonna build a stable first, get it all fenced off so there's lotsa grazing room, gotta make it all cozy for any new horses. Probably gonna hop on the stable after I rebuild the I.M.P.: Devil May Cry office.

Springtime sounds fuckin perfect! Not cold as shit and lotsa grass to munch on.

[systemofadowny]

That office that burned down last month? I know a bunch of demons, dad and some others hang out there.

Didn't think there was much work for assassins here.

[helluvaboss]

Sounds like the client base around here is mostly people looking for monster hunters or to have their nightmare selves taken out before they get outta control. Think thats what we're focusing on.

[systemofadowny]

That works. I've learned that nightmares can be more tangible and fighting them off more literal here.

Either way, totally different business from running a stable. I guess both have you cleaning up someone else's shit.

[helluvaboss]

LOL true but at least the horses will love me for it

[systemofadowny]

You really like horses, don't you?

[helluvaboss]

all animals are great but horses are my fave