Best day EVER!!!

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: Best day EVER!!!

Comments

[stupidmammon]

At the risk of soundin' like a hypocrite, is she hot?

[helluvaboss]

SMOKIN

[stupidmammon]

Shit.

Why do demons in your world gotta be hotties? I mean they're hotties in my world too, but still damn!

[helluvaboss]

everyones pretty fuckin hot its true, you gotta wait for a bitch to open their mouth before you know if they're horrible

[stupidmammon]

Yeah, that's somethin' I noticed about your hell. Ya'll are pretty mouthy.

[helluvaboss]

ITS SO FUNNY like all the people i talk to are so proper and fancy and dont cuss and it's like LOL who stuck a bug in your ass!! ur goin to hell no matter what bc u all suck just let loose!!

[stupidmammon]

SERIOUSLY! Like there's no reason to be so uppity. Ain't none of us any different. Just different powersets or whatever.

[helluvaboss]

I MET some pathetic losers from heaven and thse fuckers were trying to convince a shitty billionaire not to off himself like LOL

heaven is probably full of the most self riteous shitty no-cussing sex repressed WEIRDOS and even """"""nice"""""" people show the fuck up in hell bc they actually give a shit about stuff that matters so like

fuckin cut a rug or some shit, mortals are all gonna end up in hell ANYWAY.

[stupidmammon]

Ugh. Don't even get me started on the snobs up stairs. Nothin' more suffocatin' than bein' stuck with them for years.

[helluvaboss]

Still feel a little sad for the suckers that show up in hell and its getting overcrowded. Oh well. Good luck to them on the regular purges.

[stupidmammon]

It's still so crazy to me that you guys have such a huge abundance in your hell. I mean I've killed here an' there when I had to, but it ain't anywhere near the amount you guys see.