♡ 6th Dose ♡

[itsytitsyspider]

Sender: Angel Dust
To: Everyone
Subject: Drag Night??

[A message etches across everyone’s notebook. The sender seems to be uncertain on how to start, having the first few lines written before they quickly scribble it out. Most of it being colorful language choices such as: ‘Yo Hoes’ and ‘What up sluts’. Unlike their previous entry, there were no swooping letters, or that flashy pink ink.]

Hey everyone, it's your resident spider.

I know the first time I used this thing I wasn't taking it seriously. Wasn't taking anything seriously. I wasn’t expecting to be trapped here this long. HA! Jokes on me. With how things are going, it looks like I’m going to be stuck here awhile. Figured I should start trying to find my way here so I don't go insane from sheer boredom.

Yeah yeah, I know. Took me like what? Half a year? But look… I was going through some shit stuff. Been doing some reflecting, you know? I need to rediscover me, which is weird as fuck crap?.

[There was a pause in the writing.]

SO the reason why I’m writing is cause the nightlife here still royally sucks ass balls eggs. There is that little cabaret joint in town so why not use it to host a drag show? Looking for volunteers who want to take part in performing. Drag queens, kings, and everything in between. All are welcomed.

Hit me up if you’re down.

-xoxo
Angel Dust

Comments

Sender: Millie

[ninefunerals]

DRAG KING! DRAG KING! I'M DOWN!

[itsytitsyspider]

Oh hell yeah! Lovin' your enthusiasm. You got a drag name, Lit'le Scarlet?

Sender: Dante

[strawberryredgrave]

If it's in my size, I'll wear it. Plus I always enjoy putting on a show.

[itsytitsyspider]

Drag knows no size, babe~♡ Trust me, I can squeeze you in.

Sender: Satan

[angelbirth]

Wow, you've really cleaned up your act, haven't you?

[itsytitsyspider]

Since you put me up when I was down, I'm not going to doodle a middle finger cause I'm nice.

There's a difference between trying to be serious and being a filthy whore.

[angelbirth]

I appreciate that.

[ Sort of. More than anything he's just surprised. ]

I'm glad to see you seem to be doing better. Well enough to write something like this, at any rate.

So, when you get enough volunteers, when's the big show going to be? Did you have a date in mind?

[itsytitsyspider]

Eh, I guess? Being sober sucks so much dick. And not the fun kind.

Nah, not yet. Was seeing how was all interested before I start nailing down the details. Thought it might be a cool idea to ask local venders if they want to provide booze and food.

[A lightbulb suddenly went off.]

Hey there Blondie~♡ You're a nerdy type. Wanna help plan? Bet you get off on organizing things.

[ninefunerals]

Well shoot- I don't! I've only done disguises for hits and all that, but I'd love to come up with something solid.

Sender: Alastor

[lonelysmiles]

[Depending on where the spider is, Angel might hear laughter coming from the main living area of the treehouse as Alastor reads over the post before a familiar copperplate handwriting in red ink shows up.]

Not interested in being on stage myself, but I have been teaching the local shadows how to manage instruments if you're in need of live music. They're not as seasoned as my band in Hell, but they should do the trick.

[angelbirth]

[ Yeah... yeah. Satan gets it. Although he tends to drink in private, he has a habit of drinking way past his limit, which is preferable to thinking about certain things. ]

Well, I am a student council member at RAD and a good chunk of my duties involved planning and organizing events. I could do it.

But do you really want me to?

[itsytitsyspider]

[Student Council? The Fu- Their Hell was so... Don't say something mean, don't say something mean.]

See? I knew you would be perfect for the job~

I need someone smart and organized cause I'm so dimwitted and sloppy.

[Lies, but having someone else help organize would be less work for him and he could focus on the fun stuff.]

[itsytitsyspider]

Really Al? That would be fucking great. We're going to need music for the acts.

Do they take requests?

[itsytitsyspider]

If you need help about names, you can bounce them off me. Or need help dragging up~ I am a bit of an expert on the matter.

[lonelysmiles]

I wouldn't offer if I wasn't serious! Honestly, the night life here in Reverein is deader than you and I combined!

They'll need time to learn the music you want them to play, but it shouldn't be too difficult. If need be, I can fill in on piano.

[angelbirth]

I see.

[ Satan considers it. It's not like there's a lot on his plate at the moment. ]

I'll do it, but only if you're honest about the reason.

[itsytitsyspider]

Okay okay fine.

Just seems like a lot of work for one person. It would be nice if someone who is a dorky note taker could help out. You're the dorkiest I know. And don't say you're not. I've seen your notebooks and shit.

[angelbirth]

I wouldn't deny it to begin with.

[ He's very proud of his vast amounts of research materials! Like a real nerd! ]

Then, I accept. Just let me know what you need and how you want it and I'll get it done for you.

[ He's not really sure if Angel is being honest, but he likes this reason a lot more than the more clearly fake reason. ]

Are you looking for Mammon to participate?

[itsytitsyspider]

[Cha-ching! Sweet~ Man, he was such a good delegator.]

Well like I said, I think it would be cool if we could hit up other local shops. See if we can't work out a deal for booze, food, costumes.... Al said he could provide live music with his shadow creatures. Also we gotta book a day to do it...

Mamms? Heh, you offering up your brother? Both of you would look great in a dress~ You as a bombshell blonde? Sign me up~

[itsytitsyspider]

HA! You got that right.

You can play piano? Oh be still my beating heart Al~ Such a dream boat.

[lonelysmiles]

Piano, violin, saxophone, and trumpet, actually. Keeps me occupied.

[itsytitsyspider]

Jesus Christ Al. You're a sexy one man jazz band. How the FUCK haven't you ever gotten laid is a goddamn mystery.

[lonelysmiles]

[There is a startled splotch on the page as Alastor's hand twitches erratically with a splutter at reading that.]

I never really had any interest in such things!

[angelbirth]

Three weeks' time is usually a good amount of time to plan for an event. It's enough time for word of mouth to spread, but not so long that people start to forget about it. As for the food and drink, I can probably convince the local shops to donate some of their stock.

[ He's pretty confident he can, anyway. Those types of negotiations were part of his daily routine back home, at the very least. ]

I'm not exactly offering him up. Although, he'd probably be fine in drag, which shouldn't be surprising given his modeling history. As for myself, I think it's pretty clear I don't have the right attitude for it.

Sender: Yamatonokami Yasusada

[hairpinings]

[ The way that Angel worded this made it almost seem like a competition and Yasusada here loved competitions... but wait, did he say performing? ]

Like an idol group?

[itsytitsyspider]

Idols?.... Sort of. If they all dressed like women, or men respectively if you're a chick, and lip-sync to music.

[itsytitsyspider]

Heh, I knew you were the right man for the job. We could host it on Valentine's Day? Frame it as a date night? Eh? EH?

Mamms would make a hot chick...

[And the thought of Mammon banging him in a dress was hot... But he would spare his brother that visual... for now.]

HA! What sack of crap are you spouting? 'I don't have the right attitude' my ass. You a frosty snow queen. Embrace your inner diva!

[itsytitsyspider]

YOU my not, but others do. Seriously, no one took a crack at you? I'm calling serious bullshit.

[lonelysmiles]

Well, there were others that certainly tried but they didn't get far.

[Honestly, if it weren't for the mistletoe, Angel never would've scored his first kiss.]

[hairpinings]

Oh! So it's kind of more like Kabuki! That count be interesting...

[ninefunerals]

I'm alright with make up, but I probably can't hold a hellflame to a fuckin PRO!

[angelbirth]

I wouldn't be against it. That's more than three weeks away, though, so I'll be sure to increase advertisement for it a week prior to Valentine's Day.

[ Not that that's exactly his idea of a date, but hey, it's not for him. So, he won't judge. ]

I'm serious. When the Rose Queen was welcomed at the Demon Lord's Castle, my brothers and I all had to go through rigorous training to be a perfect Dame. I could wear the heels, but I never quite got the attitude right. I was so "unrefined" that I was forced to spend hours practicing in the dining room and never got it down.

[ Which stung, given his usual adeptness. ]

[itsytitsyspider]

Kabuki? Never heard of it. But if it's dressing up and preforming, then yeah.

You also can make a stage name for your drag persona~

[itsytitsyspider]

Don't worry about it. I'll make sure everyone is looking their best~ You just bring your attitude.

[itsytitsyspider]

Heh~ That's cause none of them are professionals like me~

[ninefunerals]

You know what, I'm signing Moxxie up too. He looks like a fuckin snack whenever he does it!

[lonelysmiles]

You got a free pass with that blasted mistletoe, Angel. That's as far as you're ever getting.

[itsytitsyspider]

Aw~ Never say never Smiles~

I'm sure you thought the same thing about being seen naked~

[lonelysmiles]

[And there is nothing but a big ink splotch that takes up almost the entirety of the page.]

[Give him a moment to reset.]

[itsytitsyspider]

Man, I'm good.

Not even close to you and I made you cum.

TWICE.

Putting that on my resume.

[lonelysmiles]

Angel, for both of our sakes, I suggest you never say that to me again.