The Old College Try

[mansbestend]

Sender: Denji
To: Everyone
Subject: i write in the book and people read this???


OK so

I had a genius idea and wanna test sumthin

someone come swing at me. one guy and one girl. kick my ass if you want.

then we go eat or whatever after. i dunno.

Comments

sender: Albedo

[creationary]

This is an unusual method of scientific discovery. What are you attempting to test?

the beauty of playing a moron with occasional goblinbrain

[mansbestend]

Simple: If I pull my cord, stuff comes outta my body. That stopped.

If I get into a fight...? That's where the science starts. Gets messy though.

i love him

[creationary]

I see...are you saying the..."stuff" that comes out of your body acts as a defense mechanism to danger?

[ He is SO intrigued right now. ]

Re: i love him

[mansbestend]

Yeah. It's my weapon against the shit that wants me dead

happens a lot.

[creationary]

Any idea why it's stop responding to you since you arrived?

[mansbestend]

I went through a lot the last couple weeks.

Oh, shit. Maybe he's tired?

[creationary]

He? Who’s “he”?

[mansbestend]

My friend. He gave me his heart so I could live.

[creationary]

You mean to say you have another’s heart inside you?

[ That is utterly fascinating. ]

[mansbestend]

Yeah. its kinda weird but the powers aside i dont feel real different from before.

[creationary]

What sort of powers are they?

[mansbestend]

I can make chainsaws pop out of my body. Arms, legs, head, wherever. Hurts like hell but whatever gets the job done.

[creationary]

Pardon my unfamiliarity, but what is a chainsaw?

[mansbestend]

it's like...

a sword but the edge is a bunch of tiny blades on a chain that moves, so it cuts when it's touched to stuff.

[creationary]

That sounds rather lethal. How does your body sustain having something like that inside of it?

[mansbestend]

Devils need blood to heal and keep em goin, so i'd need that too. kinda gross but i grew used to it during and after a fight

i can eat normal food too and prefer it

[creationary]

Is that so? I must say, this has been a rather enlightening conversation. I’ve never met anyone with quite the biological makeup that you have.

[mansbestend]

Yeah i guess im kinda weird

i dont volunteer to get poked at like an animal tho, puttin it out there. questions are fine.

[creationary]

Oh, don’t worry, I don’t want to experiment on you. My field of research is alchemy rather than biology, so you don’t need to worry about that.

[ Even if he will continue to be nosy. ]

[mansbestend]

like makin gold and potions that make you live forever kinda shit?