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[mwehehe]

Sender: Anonymous
To: Everyone
Subject: Help

With that one holiday around the corner and it's whole schtick for doing a sappy confession to someone...

...how do you know if you might actually like someone? Like... LIKE like.

It might not be a matter of life and death but it's important.







[as an ooc note, please feel free to threadjack and comment EVERYWHERE, if your character would :)]

Comments

[mansbestend]

i got a heart, you know. course i loved some people!

but both tried to kill me too, which kinda made shit rough... one of em at least wanted me, i think, but didnt wanna admit it.

sorry for the wait!! rl became Terrible T_T

[mwehehe]

....soooo not quite a hatebang, but something... under that?

[She won't say 'hatefuck' but that's what it SOUNDS LIKE.]

Is that really liking someone though?

No worries!

[mansbestend]

iunno

maybe? you cant bang and hate each other at the same time, it wouldnt feel right.

that's how i felt tho. you asked how i felt and not how the other people felt yeah? they seemed to be into me but had a job to do i guess.

[mwehehe]

I mean some people do in some manga... the kind you hide under your futon from your mom.

[...don't ask how she probably knows that. She is a child of the internet age though.]

Ahh, so your job came first, girls or guys, whatever you're into (I don't judge) come last? Noble.

[mansbestend]

what porn i stash is my own business!

i woulda liked girls to come first but my job makes it really hard. stuff keeps happening to em

or me. mostly me.

i guess people call that stuff workplace hazards? i dunno

[mwehehe]

I'm not judging your porn here!!

Workplace hazards? [Oh wait this is the chainsaw hands guy huh] Wait you were asking for people to punch you to get your chainsaw thing back huh? I guess if you turn into a chainsaw or whatever that would be a hazard, yeah.

[...but that... opens up a whole new can of wonder because if he turns into a chainsaw... NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW, FUTABA, BE STRONG.]

[mansbestend]

I mean I can control what becomes a chainsaw once I get goin

havin one come outta my head would be weird and put a quick end to makeouts.

[mwehehe]

[....

she's

not gonna touch that one]

That would make for one weird R-18 story, that's for sure.

[mansbestend]

i'd read it to see how they work that out.

"oh shit, sorry, that doesn't normally happen"

or

"WHAT? I WAS HAPPY TO SEE YOU"