Entry 02

[fishflakes]

Sender: Toge Inumaki
To: Everyone
Subject: Bored

Hey who’s up for a little game of Two Truths And A Lie? You write down three sentences, two of which are true and one that’s a lie. People guess which is true and what's BS. Who’s down?

I’ll start:
I have less students in my homeroom than I do fingers on my hand
I once saw a man fold himself in half six times
One of my best friends is a panda

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Comments

[fishflakes]

Yeah, that's the jist of it. It's no fun if you just lie about everything.

So then you're a knight?

[judicialassistant]

I had no idea...

I've known him since I was very little. He is still an excellent swordsman and a proud samurai, though he sadly hasn't been a lawyer for quite some time.

[fishflakes]

Yeah. We've both been a little busy, so it's been a while, but he's a nice guy. I met him when I first arrived here, and he seemed pretty smart.

Wait, really? From how he sounded, he seemed like he was still working.

[judicialassistant]

Let's see... I believe this will be his fourth, going on fifth year away from our homeland now? He still works, but nowadays, he and I manage the Wild Harvest together. [ Along with Mr 76, of course. ]

[chippedsoul]

[It can't be heard, but he's chuckling at the question before answering.]

Unfortunately, that would put me in jail. The best I can do is change the system from the inside, so the right people always get the justice they deserve.

Although, I did cleanly sliced through my opponent's topknot once. From across the room.

[stillarhino]

[He's... going to have to read that a couple of times.]

huh
naw guess you right yo
didnt think about it that way

still dont get why hes bragging about it when he aint great at it either
guess he aint that smart

[virtues]

I see. Lying about everything would defeat the purpose of the game.

Of course, I am from the Crystal Knights, commander of the Thirteeth Platoon. Titles and positions hold little meaning in this world. We're all individuals from different realms.

What of yourself?

[skyglider]

Fascinating.
Hyrule has many races, too. Fewer neighbors, though.

[grandduchess_anya]

Wow! So Hyrule has a lot of races living in there. That is very fascinating. It is in a way similar to many Earth countries. Is it a giant country which might explain the fewer neighbors part?

[hairpinings]

We were talking about OKita Souji-kun, weren't we?

[ribbonbon]

I've thought about that! It sort of feels like the kind of thing you have to be super smart to do, though. I mean, it's magic. Like, where does someone even start with that?

I don't know if it's really suspicious. Maybe it would be better if more people didn't like apples, you know. Everyone knows what happened to Snow White and she liked apples a lot.

[That was less a consequence of liking apples and more taking apples from strangers, but...it's probably a relevant, right?]

[fishflakes]

Holy shit has he really been away from home that long?
I remember him saying something about coming from a world before this one but 5 years is pretty damn long.

[fishflakes]

See that’s pretty shitty imo. But changing the system from the inside is always good. I hope you’re able to get that shit sorted out.

Omg seriously? First off how did you even sneak a katana into the courtroom, and second how did he react. Please tell me he pissed himself or something.

[fishflakes]

Yeah it’s wild you know?
Just gotta treat it like any regular troll I guess. Only the troll is capable of murder on some level.

[fishflakes]

That’s pretty neat. In my world knights and stuff are things from the past, like several hundred years ago kinda thing. But they’re still pretty cool. Did you have a horse and everything?

I’m a jujutsu sorcerer. Think of it like an exorcist who gets rid of Cursed Spirits.

[fishflakes]

I THOUGHT we were, until you started talking about being carried by him and how it’s normal to know his underwear.

[fishflakes]

Nah, I don’t think so. All it would take is some practice, maybe someone to show you how it’s done, you know?

Haha okay fair point. Then people should have a healthy respect for apples but not be gung ho about them.

[judicialassistant]

No doubt. It has only been a little over a year for me by comparison. I still miss it terribly on occasion, but I suppose our friends do make it feel a little more like home.

[stillarhino]

yeah like the shit you seen on message boards an stuff
hey thanks for starting up the game yo
it was a lot more fun than id thought

[chippedsoul]

[What does "imo" mean? Well he got the gist of his message regardless.]

Times have changed. We fight with words instead of blades, if possible.

I come from a long line of well respected samurai, so they wouldn't remove my katana. Eitherway, I would never separate myself from my katana, for it carries my family's will and spirit. As for my opponent, he did not wet himself, but he passed out on the floor and needed assistance to remove him.

He was a foolish man, unfit to study law.

[virtues]

An exorcist from another realm. How very fascinating. I would like to extend the same statement to yourself.

The Crystal Knights are trained for duty and sometimes horses are not nessessary. I traverse the world with wings upon my back.

You're a special kind of sorcerer, do you know many spells and incantations?

[fishflakes]

Yeah, I hear you. I got some friends back home who I haven't seen in ages. I miss them, too.

[fishflakes]

Hey no problem. It definitely helped solve the boredom I was feeling.

[fishflakes]

Damn you really are a samurai. That's some dedication right there, really cool. It makes me wonder how well you'd do against my friends in a fight; I got one who can use almost every weapon under the sun, and another who's got a katana of his own.

He sure sounds like a foolish guy, though. He kinda deserved it if you ask me.

[fishflakes]

Wait you have wings? Like, real wings?

Well, it's not really about spells. We use Cursed Energy to fuel our powers and fight against Cursed Spirits with it. For me, I have the ability to force people to do as I say without question. I guess from an outside perspective it is kind of like spells and incantations, in a way.