bills, bills, bills...

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Sender: Meilin "Mei" Lee
To: All
Subject: $$$ For Warm Fuzzies

So, sending out a quick question to all my homies and newbies.

How much would you pay to hug a gigantic red panda? Use whatever currency you feel comfortable with, just tell me if it's high or low.

I may have a business opportunity in the works.

Comments

[stillarhino]

aint saying you are yo
hows a lesson on how to skateboard sound?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Oooh, trading panda hugs for skill upgrades! That does sound profitable!

[stillarhino]

this something you really planning on doing red?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Sure, why not? And if it works well enough, I can try it back home!

[stillarhino]

guess i should consider myself lucky that i already got one from ya

[itsgunnabe_mei]

And you can tell other people how soft and fluffy and feel-goody-y I am, like free advertisements!

[stillarhino]

oh hell yeah!
softer and fluffier than any pet i ever held
when you got something just tell me and imma be hollering it around town

[itsgunnabe_mei]

I might be off to a start! Eustace wants me to work at his café!

[stillarhino]

for real?
you gonna be their mascot or something

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Yep!

And I actually have experience with it. Back home, before I had the ability to turn into a real red panda, I wore a cardboard panda costume for tourists at the family temple.

[stillarhino]

yooo had no idea i was talking to a celebrity the entire time!

[itsgunnabe_mei]

I dunno if I'd go THAT far, but the Lee Temple is pretty dang awesome and famous in the area.

[stillarhino]

i dunno red
just sounds to me like yous proving my point
and that you gonna be one here too

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Beat, flattery will get you absolutely anywhere and everywhere.