bills, bills, bills...

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Sender: Meilin "Mei" Lee
To: All
Subject: $$$ For Warm Fuzzies

So, sending out a quick question to all my homies and newbies.

How much would you pay to hug a gigantic red panda? Use whatever currency you feel comfortable with, just tell me if it's high or low.

I may have a business opportunity in the works.

Comments

[fishflakes]

Not really. He's kind of a special case. He's actually more of a living doll than a wild animal. But he's intelligent and can fight cursed spirits, so he gets to go to class with us.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

That does sound pretty cool, like some awesome cartoon or anime!

[ and that's as close to the fourth-wall as you'll get, young lady. ]

[fishflakes]

You're telling me. But hugging a giant red panda feels like something I'd see in a movie.

[Get back from that fourth wall, Toge!]

So I assume you're the one who can turn into a red panda, huh? I've heard about you from others.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Wait, you have? What did they say?

[fishflakes]

Nothing bad. I just mentioned once that one of my best friends is a panda, and people thought it was you. So when you said you were asking for money to hug a red panda, I put two and two together.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Oh. Well, that's good!

[ She was worried it might be a tad more embarrassing than that... ]

[fishflakes]

Yeah, don't worry, no slander has been cast upon your good name.