tag urself

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: tag urself

Comments

[helluvaboss]

I LOVE U TOO KIDDO ILL BE A GOOD DAD

[mansbestend]

im switchin your coffee to decaf.

[helluvaboss]

good luck bitch I can get 2 the coffee shop faster than u

[mansbestend]

shit, is that a challenge?

watch me bang down the doors and slap the caffeine out of those machines!

[helluvaboss]

Maybe I got a secret stash!!

[mansbestend]

i've been sleeping under the desks for weeks now, old man

what if I know all the secrets?

[helluvaboss]

I don't snooze in the office kiddo

I have a whole ass house I live in

[mansbestend]

hey, i like sleeping in the office! i double as guard dog. woof woof.

[helluvaboss]

o yeah that reminds me do u want an actual bed from one of these houses in the office? ill drag one in and find a spot for ya

[mansbestend]

Really?! I was thinkin of lookin for a futon i could roll up in the morning...!

[helluvaboss]

I mean dont see why we shouldnt make you a room or somethin we could do that too, since u dont wanna move in with any of us

[mansbestend]

nuthin against any of you guys. i just got my reasons.

[helluvaboss]

Okay but if you change your mind...

[mansbestend]

yeah, i'll let u know. dont sweat it.