tag urself

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: tag urself

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[helluvaboss]

[BYOTIFUL... Blitzø will happily enjoy storytime. He doodles a few hearts on the page.]

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

1/3

[sos_pilot]

Boy, Blitzo, you really love horses, huh?

[ wait. something's firing here.

Blitzo + Horses + Story + Familiarity equals = ]

NOW I know where I've seen that name before! That's the stableboy from Stolas' sexy stories!

2/3

[sos_pilot]

3/3

[sos_pilot]

WHO WANTS TO PRETEND I DIDN'T JUST WRITE THAT

[helluvaboss]

[STOLAS PLEASE... but while part of him is definitely annoyed and embarrassed, he decides to lean into the other emotion instead.]

L O L

[sos_pilot]

wait you're cool with this?

you're not insanely mortified or anything?

cause I was just about to make up a whole excuse and and throw this book into the nearest river and deny everything

[ does della actually get to avoid consequences??? ]

[helluvaboss]

hes a fucking horny ass bird ok he can barely keep it in his pants when we're in public

I am 0% surprised and the fact that he's writing about my giant dong is funny as fuck, im gonna find them and read them

u better hope he doesn't find out tho he'll get flustered and bitchy about it

[sos_pilot]

well congrats i guess???

but this is all public so it's a matter of time

so i'm gunna up the locks on my door just in case

[helluvaboss]

Wait wait tell me how you got his filthy fanfic in the first place I GOTTA know

[sos_pilot]

well we were relaxing in some hot springs

and some kinda monkey stole his satchel of stuff

so I got out of the water to give the monkey a beat-down, since we're kinda friends

I managed to wrangle the satchel away and this notebook fell open

he was a little busy trying to keep his towel on, apparently us both being naked was weird, i'm a lady loving lady myself and i have a twin brother so not only have I seen dudes without duds it doesn't even bother me

anyway I've always been too curious for my own good so i wound up reading a few sentences before he snatched it back

[helluvaboss]

LMAO fuck that is AMAZING he was writing horny fanfic about me and just carrying it around I am gonna b laughing about that forever

[sos_pilot]

at least tell him i'm sorry I squealed?

[helluvaboss]

you got it, feathers