tag urself

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: tag urself

Comments

[bakudan_bambino]

i know a lot of people that kill professionally!

I’m not usually so friendly, but I think I would enjoy talking with you more often. You seem to know quite a lot!

And I did a lot of fighting back home, and have yet to take on any nightmares here

[helluvaboss]

Well if u wanna get in on the fun u should come by IMP:DMC

Me and Dante are organizing and training nightmare killers here and a few peeps 'woke up' and went back home. Were all very cool and us adults are sexy ;)

[bakudan_bambino]

I can’t tell if you want my patronage or are trying to give me a job.

I’m sixteen and why should your sexiness play into nightmare-killing?

[helluvaboss]

Ah ur younger than I thought thats ok tho, ur Denji's age

its fun to kill and look hot doing it!

[bakudan_bambino]

I’m used to people treating me like I’m older.

Is Denji someone I should know?

I’d like to try!

[helluvaboss]

If u join he'll be ur coworker! Hes pretty cool his head turns into a fuckin chainsaw

chat up me or dante and we'll see what u got kiddo

[bakudan_bambino]

Is that NORMAL for him? Sounds… loud and uncomfortable.

When would it be best for me to stop by?

[helluvaboss]

Im on boyfriend-bedrest-enforcement duty BUT Dantes usually around! and Denji likes hangin out in the office so u can at least meet him there too

[bakudan_bambino]

Damn.

Alright

[helluvaboss]

dont worry if u like me you'll like Dante

dont hurt any of the plants tho or madhuri will whoop ur ass. source: ass got whooped

[bakudan_bambino]

I’m not worried about that.

[he should edit his self insert to say SHY AF]


Have any designated areas for explosion?

[helluvaboss]

not yet but tHAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME we can set that shit up!

[bakudan_bambino]

If I’m going to show off my skills, I need a space that can handle it.

[helluvaboss]

we'll make the space dont u worry

fuckin great to meet ya kid I got a good feelin about ya

[bakudan_bambino]

I better show up when you’re around, then. Wouldn’t want you missing out

You too, Blitzø.