tag urself

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: tag urself

Comments

[lemiserable]

I don't know if I should be insulted or not by baby grandpa, so I'm going to even it out to 'middle-aged man' and accept it for what it is.

uhhhh for the rest I'll be fine. I think. It's not exactly the type of stuff they teach us at the force and my daughter is more the type to go on forums than I do.

can I pick the 'boring' option?

[All social media things are forums for old people like him.]

Or Jack, but I don't think I approve of the Multi Level Marketing. [Bruh.] Helped too many old people deal with that. Nice sunglasses tho.

[helluvaboss]

UGH fuckin pyramid schemes renaming themselves and steeling queer terms I hate that shit

mlm = men loving men

Cadillac Jack is a gay guy

[lemiserable]

Oh.

Well, I had a wife, so I can't be Jack.

[He is so out of his depth and league it is unreal.]

Well uh...thumbs up for all the horses anyway?

[Yeah so maybe child grandpa is utterly fitting.]

[helluvaboss]

[It's not obvious, but he's definitely laughing, reading that.]

So u at least like ladies! Let me give u a lexicon old man

Transmasc = dude that was born and every1 thought he was a girl
Transfemme = same as ^ except swap girl and dude
Enby = NB = nonbinary, not dude and not lady
Top = takes charge 4 sex
Bottom = is wooed 4 sex/follows top's lead
Hypersexual = invasive sexual impulses + thoughts
BPD = borderline personality disorder = the thing im pretty sure i got
ADHD = attention defeset hyper disorder or something like that = brain doesnt do dopamine right
Pan = pansexual im SURE you at least kno that one
Polyam = polyamorous = emotionally open to date more than 1 person

[lemiserable]

You know 40 isn't that old.

[Then reads all of this and only understands like half of it. It's not like Japan is very open about these things, but also he did hand with the Phantom Thieves so rebellion and stuff is looking mighty cool right now and he'll just accept everything this person is saying as probably the truth at least when it comes to that.]

Well regardless of my age, thank you for explaining everything.

It does mean, alas, that I can't really 'tag' any of these.

[At the same time, it is like talking to a grandpa, really.]

[helluvaboss]

god lmao ur only a decade older than me u gotta get in on the queer scene

dont worry i was also gonna explain that u dont have to 100% match a character or picture or w/e to "tag urself"

if someone posted a pic of the inside of a dumpster at a toy store u could tag urself as whatever stupid shit you look at and go "haha yea that abstractly looks like me"

then u get asked "hey wtf does that mean" and it's like lol, it doesnt, thats the point