dreamcrystals | [Open] ♡ 9th Dose ♡ Blow Out the Candles

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[Open] ♡ 9th Dose ♡ Blow Out the Candles

Sender: Angel Dust
To: Everyone
Subject: Another Year to be someone's problem.

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omg why didn't you say anything sooner?!

Well, well, well. Who would've thought?

This should put you in your nineties? A little older?

Cause it's not important.

Listen Peaches, once you kick it, you kinda stop counting your 'birthdays'.

Look who has the jokes. Eh, sounds about right. I stopped keeping track.

Still not as old as you, Gramps.

I thought it was rather good.

Suppose it's too late to find black icing.

Black?

It ain't my Deathday Al. You know I like pink.

Black for "over the hill". Once you've passed your first century, it's all downhill from there if most modern demons are to be believed.

Look at you, having your special day right on the the first of April. Happy birthday.

A bit of cosmic humor if ya ask me. Cause my whole life was a joke, HA!

Thanks Big Red~ Did ya get me anything?

Oh hardy har har~

Though I guess you would know, you fucking fossil.

Gimme time to improvise and I can come up with something. Course, being your birthday means you get to make a request or two.

I'm not-so-living proof that you're only as old as you feel, dear!

[Also if you're in the treehouse, Angel, you might smell something baking.]

Edited 2023-04-01 23:48 (UTC)

A request or two, huh?

Oh hon, you don't know the kind of power you're given me. What if I ask for something you can't deliver?

Then watching me try might still be worthwhile. When was the last time you watched someone put on a good show?

I don't think you realize that you ain't the best example. We're only a decade apart but your mind is still full of cobwebs from the 1930s.

....

You burning something Al? I can smell it.

Because very little of use came afterwards.

Baking, not burning. I was going to ask for your assistance since this is a new recipe I'm trying out, but I suppose I could ask someone else.