Shoot Your Shot, Idiot

[mansbestend]

Sender: Denji
To: Everyone
Subject: Heads up?

[The top of the page is... weird. It's stained red at the top corner, and it was creeping in about an inch or two before it stopped. Touching it does nothing as it just feels like paper. Someone spilled ink. Or something. Hours later, there's writing:]


its me again
no ass-kicking requests this time, sorry to disappoint
I wanna try lookin for a friend who shows up in my dreams sometimes so its dreamwalk time

dont know how its gonna go, but if you see alleys or bits of Tokyo sometime soon that's me, ignore it

also if you're a lazy fuck and want lunch, dinner, groceries or coffee delivered to your place, write to me. givin part-time work a shot. i can take your stuff over, or if you want my dog can bring it. i mean, who doesn't want a cute dog bringin them coffee, right?

Maple Leaf is really big but she's nice. likes people.

anyway thats all I got.

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Sender: Denji
To: Octavia of the Ars Goetia
Subject: [Untitled]

[This is written really tiny. Super fuckin' tiny, and in a corner of the page. He went out of his way to try and sneak this over-]

hey so if you're not busy sometime, would you be down for hangin out goin out on some stuff?

[Fuck. This was harder than he thought.]

Comments

Sender: Norimune

[kikuichi]

Well, I wouldn't mind taking up your offer. This old man would love to be your customer.

Maple Leaf sounds cute. Would she allow me to pet her?

[Very important question.]

[mansbestend]

OK. what do you want?

just asked her even if I know the answer and she gave a solid FUCK YEAH and wants to go over there now

twist her leg, right?

[kikuichi]

Nothing much, just some snacks from the store. Perhaps tea leaves as well, but I can always get those myself. A simple enough first job, yes?

If you do well, I might give you a bigger, more important one.

[May... be...]

Uhahaha! Then if I see her, I'll make sure to spoil her.