Shoot Your Shot, Idiot

[mansbestend]

Sender: Denji
To: Everyone
Subject: Heads up?

[The top of the page is... weird. It's stained red at the top corner, and it was creeping in about an inch or two before it stopped. Touching it does nothing as it just feels like paper. Someone spilled ink. Or something. Hours later, there's writing:]


its me again
no ass-kicking requests this time, sorry to disappoint
I wanna try lookin for a friend who shows up in my dreams sometimes so its dreamwalk time

dont know how its gonna go, but if you see alleys or bits of Tokyo sometime soon that's me, ignore it

also if you're a lazy fuck and want lunch, dinner, groceries or coffee delivered to your place, write to me. givin part-time work a shot. i can take your stuff over, or if you want my dog can bring it. i mean, who doesn't want a cute dog bringin them coffee, right?

Maple Leaf is really big but she's nice. likes people.

anyway thats all I got.

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Sender: Denji
To: Octavia of the Ars Goetia
Subject: [Untitled]

[This is written really tiny. Super fuckin' tiny, and in a corner of the page. He went out of his way to try and sneak this over-]

hey so if you're not busy sometime, would you be down for hangin out goin out on some stuff?

[Fuck. This was harder than he thought.]

Comments

[virtues]

That would make you a demon hunter of sorts.

You defend people who cannot defend themselves, that's an admirable thing to do.

[mansbestend]

I'm a hero where I'm from, but nobody believes me when I tell people I'm the chainsaw man they're goin crazy over

its real fukkin annoying!

[virtues]

I'd imagine it would be frustrating to have your efforts go unnoticed.

Are you really a chainsaw man or is this a metaphorical way of speaking?

[mansbestend]

The real deal. You heard of him?

[virtues]

No, I'm afraid not this is the first time I've heard of such a thing.

Would you mind telling me more about this so called 'chainsaw man'?

[mansbestend]

WELL he's a pretty tough fighter, can make chainsaws stick out wherever he wants and turns devils into curry. Scares the shit out of em.

Wait why am I using he

it's me

im him

[virtues]

A tough fighter is either one that would be respected or feared. I'm not sure which one Chainsaw man's supposed to be.

Indeed, you are the warrior others speak highly of. I figure it might be interesting to spar with you someday.

[mansbestend]

I could spar if there's some kinda promise that I don't seriously hurt somebody that don't deserve it

[virtues]

There would be little risk of serious injury if we were to use fake weapons or dull objects in place of real swords.

Would that be suitable?

[mansbestend]

Yeah that could work

I could just keep my chainsaws in and stick with props too

Itd be good practice at least