Safe Haven

[songbird_slayer]

Sender: Madhuri Qalli
To: Everyone
Subject: Pushing Back

I'm throwing my hat in alongside everyone else in offering my aid should you need it.

Truly, I had been thinking of late that I should shift my direction when it comes to my humble Lady of Bliss. With this in mind, I'll need a day or two to shift things around, but then I will throw my doors wide open to offer a place of positive dreamotion, good food and a willing horn that can hear your tales or even your smalltalk.

The folk that have offered their services are amply welcome to make use of my facility should they require a meeting place under one stipulation: That privacy is given when people ask for it, and to proceed with no judgment.

Some of you feel that you are perfectly okay, and that is fine. You are welcome regardless.

Some of you feel that nobody can help you, and while that isn't true, it is OK to not feel OK. You are welcome, and I want nothing more than to hear you and feed you.

I am little more than an adventurer, but I have seen some of the deepest hells, and have fought a countless number of inner battles. I do not speak from inexperience.

Please consider it, even if you want to spend an afternoon with a good meal, or just want a hug. Or both. I care about each of you, even if I have not met you yet.

Thank you all for your time.

Comments

[songbird_slayer]

I've certainly partied, but I wonder how in the star you'd get your hands on something built for a 2-thousand ponze animal.

And live.

[helluvaboss]

u work up to it!

[songbird_slayer]

And not because it's related to horses, right?

[helluvaboss]

no that wuz a funny coinsidense it was popular on campus for a few yrs

Swhy when I dropped out I stopped also expensiv

Thought id get rid of my resistense over the yrs but after getting tazed and gassed and injected w shit during jobs I can p confidantly say I still don't go down easy

[songbird_slayer]

Well that's handy for an assassin, for sure. Gives you the terrifying edge when you get back up and they realize they had, as the more modern folk put it, fucked up.

[helluvaboss]

XACTLY u fuckin GET ME

a stupid mfer tried to tranq me and all he did was make his death WAY LONGER AND SUCKIER LOL bc my aim was a LITTLE wobbly and I didnt get him in one hit

[songbird_slayer]

That's always the worst, when you j u s t give somebody a wallop with your axe and it gets stuck in a bone because you just didn't swing hard enough, so you need to feel like an arse yanking it back out to finish the job.

[helluvaboss]

SHIT THO its kinda fuckin funny when they start screamin and its a weird ass scream that doent match their face

big tough guy blubbering and squeaky like a little baby begging for mercy like OH YEAH you were real tough n scary w that chainsaw u swung at my head but 1 lil bullet has u wailing??? LMAO

"sorry dumbass u shouldve sat still so u'd be dead in 1 hit" LOL

[songbird_slayer]

I confess to an immense amusement when prey that makes big talk swiftly realizes their role in the hunt.

The begging excites the Beast, yet they don't ever listen when I insist that the battle ends swiftly, while I'm still polite.

[helluvaboss]

ok omg

have u ever fired a bazooka

the fucking HIGH that shit gives I gotta somehow get u to fire one it fuckin RULES

[songbird_slayer]

I'm afraid I don't know what a bazooka is.

[helluvaboss]

NO SHIT

OH FUCK OH FUCK FUCK YES

ok I wont ruin the surprize IM GONNA FIND 1

[songbird_slayer]

Well now I'm on pins and needles. You tease.

Until then!