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[localweirdo]

Sender: Hu Tao
To: Everyone
Subject: Emojis everywhere!!

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[That's it. That's all you're getting.]

Comments

[localweirdo]

[Huzzah, he somewhat finally got it!]

Exactly! Because I'm sure you can sea that!

[Will he get it now???]

[stillarhino]

[A pause. Then written very quickly:]

yeah yeah i seaing it aight
you pretty good at this

[Beat throughout this conversation.]

[localweirdo]

Only because I had years of practice!

How about you? How about you try? ╰(▔∀▔)╯

[Will this go terribly wrong or...??]

[stillarhino]

me?
i dunno yo
im probably gonna sink something like that

[Was that an actual attempt or an accident???]

[localweirdo]

You make it sound like I’m going to leave you marooned on an island.

[Hhmmmmmm]

[stillarhino]

man thatd be pretty shippy if ya did that

[Oh?]

[localweirdo]

Fear not, I wouldn't do that! I am a funeral director but I would never leave anyone out on an island.

I would never be that nauti.

[Huzzah!!!]

[stillarhino]

hold up hows that one got something to do with a ship (・_・ヾ

[localweirdo]

Yes and you make it seem like I can't make a pun aboat that.

[stillarhino]

[As simple as that one is, it gets a snort out of him. And, competitive as he is, he knows when he's beat.]

aight i gotta give this to ya
you way better at this than me yo

[localweirdo]

Of course.

You are talking to the versemonger of the darkest alley!! ✽-(^▽^)/✽

[stillarhino]

the ver-what in the darkest alley
that supposed to mean you really good? (・・;)ゞ

[localweirdo]

I hope so, it makes me proud to earn that title!
It took a while to get to become so vital
While I do not wish to be entitled.
I am not one to be so idle

[stillarhino]

[She's running Beat in circles with all her tricks.]

hows about rapper for a title yo
keep up with rhyming and it aint long before you drop a beat

[localweirdo]

Rapper...?

What's that?

[stillarhino]

they artists
they got songs thats like the stuff you just wrote
with all the rhyming

[localweirdo]

So it's like singing but with the poetry involved.

Are you sure you want to hear me sing? It can be quite creepy.

[stillarhino]

im down to hear it
creepy or nah!

[localweirdo]

Are you certain?

Do you think you will regret it? With a title like mine, don't you think I might be someone super scary?

[stillarhino]

if i regret it then thats on me yo
i faced the grim heaper and he wasnt scary yo
bet i can handle ya

[Grim Heaper. You read that correctly.]

[localweirdo]

Grim Heaper? Then I'm sure he wasn't as scary as looking I do! Shall we meet up?

things got busy! feel free to drop this if it's too old

[stillarhino]

heh aight you got my attention
the plaza sound good with ya?

Nope

[localweirdo]

Sounds good to me, feel free to look for a girl dressed in black!

[And with that, off she went! Although, should Beat look around, she'll see a young woman simply walking around with a smile on her face. However, if he get a little closer, he might hear a little tune]

Silly, billy, hilicurl~