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[localweirdo]

Sender: Hu Tao
To: Everyone
Subject: Emojis everywhere!!

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[That's it. That's all you're getting.]

Comments

[queenofkur]

Huh? What would be spooky about that?

[ Sorry, Hu Tao. It appears this goddess is immune to puns. ]

[localweirdo]

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Because it's a pun! Have you tried to make one before?

[Please say yes.]

[queenofkur]

Of course!

[ Probably. Maybe. Who knows. ]

I am a pun-tastic goddess after all!

[localweirdo]

Then how about it? Can you make one and make me laugh?

[Hmm....????]

[queenofkur]

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She can't. She has to be honest and come out as the failure she is. Sniff. ]

I cannot.

It would be puny if I did.

[ No. She doesn't realize what she's done. ]

[localweirdo]

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You make it sound like it's a bad thing. Puns are meant to be fun and exciting!

If anything, they are pun-tastic!

[queenofkur]

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I already used that pun though...

[ She sees that Hu Tao did there, but she can't let her steal this pun! ]

[localweirdo]

And? You'll have to think of another punny joke!

How about it? •̀⩊•́

[queenofkur]

But that's not right, you're the one who took my pun...

You should be the one who must find another pun, right?

[ The lack of emotes is probably indication enough of how distressed this goddess is right now. ]

[localweirdo]

Very well.

Although, you have to admit, how I handled it is quite spook-tacular.

[queenofkur]

[ This pun was so mentally painful, Ereshkigal is cuddling her sheep plushie and unable to type a reply.

Hu Tao wins. ]

[localweirdo]

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Was that joke so good that it left you speechless? How about that, I'm glad I lifted your spirits! o(*>ω<*)o

[queenofkur]

need rest

thank you for the discussion

[ She manages to write that down so at least she won't think she's angry! ]

[localweirdo]

Not at all!

Please let me know if you need something else. Especially now that I know the Goddess of Death is here, it is my duty to ensure you are well!