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[localweirdo]

Sender: Hu Tao
To: Everyone
Subject: Emojis everywhere!!

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[That's it. That's all you're getting.]

Comments

[fishflakes]

Poets huh?

Well, poets are basically old-fashioned rappers. There's even a kind of rap called slam poetry. So I guess that counts

[localweirdo]

I see.

In other words, you're saying that I am a rapper in your world. How interesting, I never thought of myself that way. I suppose it'll be something I have to do more of here, no?

[fishflakes]

Why not? I'm sure there's others here who know what rap music is. Why not ask around and get some pointers? You'll be a rap legend in no time.

[localweirdo]

You make it seems like that I should become one here.

Perhaps I should ditch my occupation as a funeral director and go straight into a musical career?

[fishflakes]

Funeral director? You like, deal with dead bodies and stuff?

Well, guess there's nothing stopping you from having a side hustle?

[localweirdo]

More or less.

But I guess I can try to mix the two. I can always 'rap' about death!

[fishflakes]

Hell yeah, now you're talking. Spin those deadly rhymes!

[localweirdo]

Or perhaps...

You think you can help me out? Since you wanted me to do some 'rapping', it's only fair that you get a say in this too.

[fishflakes]

Me? Rap?

Well, I could try? As long as it's written down.

RIP your inbox

[localweirdo]

More like could you make a verse?

It seems like you already know how!

I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS

[fishflakes]

I could write one.

Can't say it though. Can't talk like normal people can.

HAVE SOME MORE

[localweirdo]

Oh?

Is everything okay? Your voice isn't damaged, is it?

SCREAMS

[fishflakes]

Actually the opposite.

My voice is pretty deadly. One wrong word and I could really damage someone with it

Have a tagbomb

[localweirdo]

...Really?

I wasn't aware that you hold something so powerful. Then perhaps you shouldn't as your rhyming skills are enough to send someone to their grave.

[hur hur hur]

[fishflakes]

[Okay that's funny.]

Honestly not wrong. Death by sick rhymes, what a way to go.

I am so sorry

[localweirdo]

And as one would say it, it makes quite the bam to the wam and to the fam too.

Sorry not sorry

[fishflakes]

Bam to the wam to the fam?

Might wanna add on a wham, bam, and a thank you, ma'am.

Omg

[localweirdo]

There we go! Now that is what I want to see, someone who is this 'rapper' you speak highly of!

Now, what other rhymes can you do?

[fishflakes]

Sorry, that's all I got right now lol

Can't come up with them on the fly that fast.