Ereshkigal (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dreamcrystals2023-07-15 01:33 pm
queenofkur) wrote in dreamcrystals2023-07-15 01:33 pm
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Sender: Ereshkigal
To: Everyone
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[ There is a strange phenomenon happening with this text entry, what with the header appearing twice. That's because Ereshkigal browsed past entries and figured that she had to write the header herself if she wants to be "Anonymous!" Alas, she is completely unaware her name is in the true sender field for everyone to see. ]
Sender: ANONYMOUS
To: Everyone
Subject: Social Skills
Hello (* ^ ω ^)
Much as I would like to begin by formally introducing myself, I am afraid a most pressing matter led me to pick the quill and put ink on this page. I need assistance with a truly difficult task: engaging in social interactions! (;;;*_*)
I cannot say much lest it reveals my identity, but my line of work is a solitary one that has caused me to become somewhat lacking in what people call "social skills." As such, I believe myself to not be what any sane soul would consider "pleasant" company. Someone as gloomy and evil as myself does not fall under the common conception of a "good person," I am afraid. (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Yet, I very much desire to make friend with as many of you as possible. Unfortunately, mine is a position of such importance, it would be unseemly to openly ask for help when I am supposed to figure out such thing on my own. This is the reason behind this anonymous entry. I realize the suspense behind my identity may be somewhat difficult to bear, and I apologize for any anxiety this might cause you. ｡ﾟ･（>﹏<）･ﾟ｡
I humbly ask that you share with me what wisdom you may have regarding social interactions, so that I may improve and become worthy of friendship and companionship. While I believe this to be a tall order, I shall perpetually strive to improve! Any and all advice are very much welcome. (´｡• ω •｡`)
Thank you for your time. (o^▽^o)
To: Everyone
Subject:
[ There is a strange phenomenon happening with this text entry, what with the header appearing twice. That's because Ereshkigal browsed past entries and figured that she had to write the header herself if she wants to be "Anonymous!" Alas, she is completely unaware her name is in the true sender field for everyone to see. ]
Sender: ANONYMOUS
To: Everyone
Subject: Social Skills
Hello (* ^ ω ^)
Much as I would like to begin by formally introducing myself, I am afraid a most pressing matter led me to pick the quill and put ink on this page. I need assistance with a truly difficult task: engaging in social interactions! (;;;*_*)
I cannot say much lest it reveals my identity, but my line of work is a solitary one that has caused me to become somewhat lacking in what people call "social skills." As such, I believe myself to not be what any sane soul would consider "pleasant" company. Someone as gloomy and evil as myself does not fall under the common conception of a "good person," I am afraid. (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Yet, I very much desire to make friend with as many of you as possible. Unfortunately, mine is a position of such importance, it would be unseemly to openly ask for help when I am supposed to figure out such thing on my own. This is the reason behind this anonymous entry. I realize the suspense behind my identity may be somewhat difficult to bear, and I apologize for any anxiety this might cause you. ｡ﾟ･（>﹏<）･ﾟ｡
I humbly ask that you share with me what wisdom you may have regarding social interactions, so that I may improve and become worthy of friendship and companionship. While I believe this to be a tall order, I shall perpetually strive to improve! Any and all advice are very much welcome. (´｡• ω •｡`)
Thank you for your time. (o^▽^o)
sender: Ace
And hey, gloomy and evil sounds like a fun combo! You also sound super fun in general.
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[ Yes, she knows she's not, so many people have told her by now... But she still wants to pretend, it helps her! ]
Do I...? This
Is the first time anyone has ever told me that... (;﹏;)
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Really? Even though you really seem cool?
We can meet up and talk if you want!
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[ Her anon defense isn't working any more... But he seems to think she's cool! W-What should she do?! ]
Alright. If you promise not to reveal my identity to anyone (* ^ ω ^)
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I'm Ace, and I'm a pirate in my world! It's super fun but dangerous for sure!
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[ Sniff. There it is. The name anyone with eyes could see from the very start. But wait-- ]
A pirate...? Do you mean you're an outlaw?
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Yup! Outlaw from the day I was born.
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... As an evil entity myself, I cannot judge you for being an outlaw. But if you bring harm to humans, you will have to answer to me! ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ
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It's a good thing I like most humans then! : )
is there anything you'd like to talk about? To become friends I mean! I can tell you about my powers from home for example!
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I would be happy to hear about them (^_^)
[ Infinitely better for him to talk about himself, than for her to talk about herself! ]
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[ O-Oops. That answer came way too quickly. Hrm. ]
I mean, I would rather converse this way, I am in no state to meet anyone right this moment.
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And what's up? Are you ok?
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I am afraid I have hit the hard limit of what I can physically do in one day.
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And hey that's fine, your battery ran out right? I can help you out at any time if you'd like, even by leaving you alone if it's too much!
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That's very considerate and kind of you.
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It's been nice talking to you, miss Ereshkigal!