Ereshkigal (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dreamcrystals2023-07-15 01:33 pm
queenofkur) wrote in dreamcrystals2023-07-15 01:33 pm
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Sender: Ereshkigal
To: Everyone
Subject:
[ There is a strange phenomenon happening with this text entry, what with the header appearing twice. That's because Ereshkigal browsed past entries and figured that she had to write the header herself if she wants to be "Anonymous!" Alas, she is completely unaware her name is in the true sender field for everyone to see. ]
Sender: ANONYMOUS
To: Everyone
Subject: Social Skills
Hello (* ^ ω ^)
Much as I would like to begin by formally introducing myself, I am afraid a most pressing matter led me to pick the quill and put ink on this page. I need assistance with a truly difficult task: engaging in social interactions! (;;;*_*)
I cannot say much lest it reveals my identity, but my line of work is a solitary one that has caused me to become somewhat lacking in what people call "social skills." As such, I believe myself to not be what any sane soul would consider "pleasant" company. Someone as gloomy and evil as myself does not fall under the common conception of a "good person," I am afraid. (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Yet, I very much desire to make friend with as many of you as possible. Unfortunately, mine is a position of such importance, it would be unseemly to openly ask for help when I am supposed to figure out such thing on my own. This is the reason behind this anonymous entry. I realize the suspense behind my identity may be somewhat difficult to bear, and I apologize for any anxiety this might cause you. ｡ﾟ･（>﹏<）･ﾟ｡
I humbly ask that you share with me what wisdom you may have regarding social interactions, so that I may improve and become worthy of friendship and companionship. While I believe this to be a tall order, I shall perpetually strive to improve! Any and all advice are very much welcome. (´｡• ω •｡`)
Thank you for your time. (o^▽^o)
To: Everyone
Subject:
[ There is a strange phenomenon happening with this text entry, what with the header appearing twice. That's because Ereshkigal browsed past entries and figured that she had to write the header herself if she wants to be "Anonymous!" Alas, she is completely unaware her name is in the true sender field for everyone to see. ]
Sender: ANONYMOUS
To: Everyone
Subject: Social Skills
Hello (* ^ ω ^)
Much as I would like to begin by formally introducing myself, I am afraid a most pressing matter led me to pick the quill and put ink on this page. I need assistance with a truly difficult task: engaging in social interactions! (;;;*_*)
I cannot say much lest it reveals my identity, but my line of work is a solitary one that has caused me to become somewhat lacking in what people call "social skills." As such, I believe myself to not be what any sane soul would consider "pleasant" company. Someone as gloomy and evil as myself does not fall under the common conception of a "good person," I am afraid. (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Yet, I very much desire to make friend with as many of you as possible. Unfortunately, mine is a position of such importance, it would be unseemly to openly ask for help when I am supposed to figure out such thing on my own. This is the reason behind this anonymous entry. I realize the suspense behind my identity may be somewhat difficult to bear, and I apologize for any anxiety this might cause you. ｡ﾟ･（>﹏<）･ﾟ｡
I humbly ask that you share with me what wisdom you may have regarding social interactions, so that I may improve and become worthy of friendship and companionship. While I believe this to be a tall order, I shall perpetually strive to improve! Any and all advice are very much welcome. (´｡• ω •｡`)
Thank you for your time. (o^▽^o)
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[ W-What if her experiences so far just scream "give up?!" She doesn't want to give up though... ]
I have tried going to the beach, most of my encounters with people have turned into disasters. (-ω-、)
I am very willing to try again, but without new tools at my disposal I am afraid to eb fated to failure again.
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Well, there's the problem. If you're really new to this kind of thing, maybe you should bring a friend with you who is a bit more used to it?
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No. Even under the cover of anonymity, she's not going to admit something as shameful and pathetic as the lack of friends!! Even though some people she's met do quality as friends but how is she supposed to know that?
There is a noticeable delay till the next reply. And a lack of emotes. ]
Yes, I believe I will ask one of my friends to be with me till I feel more comfortable socializing on my own.
Thank you for your advice.
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Actually, you know, if you're not too busy... I don't know a whole lot of people here yet. Still learning about the place. Maybe you could come out with me?
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But then I would have to reveal my identity...
[ ... Who is she even kidding at this point. Her anon-fail is so obvious to everyone. Though, odds are still that most people don't know who "Ereshkigal" is and won't remember this when they actually meet her. So: ]
Maybe if you don't reveal my identity to anyone.
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[ 1 - he has done a million embarrassing things in his life.
2 - he knows the importance of keeping secrets...
2.5 - or just having dirt on someone, but there's no reason to think of this as dirt. Seems like a decent person in need of help, or a friend, and Kazuki knows what that's like. ]
So that's a yes, right?
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Yes.
Thank you.
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It's a date!
[ Or will be! ]
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Please do not call it that.
[ She may "sound" calm, but she is absolutely not. Dates are very serious business! She would know, she devours human romance novels like no one else. ]
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[ he wasn't really thinking about it when he write it but he does make a mental note not to call it that again. ]
It won't happen again, promise!