[Text] Questions

[bountyfull]

Sender: Vash the Stampede
To: Everyone
Subject: A question, I guess.

Hello!

I think I've caught on to how this works, so I wanted to try it out. I thought I'd ask a quick question that might be pretty open-ended but still interesting.

If there's something you'd want to tell someone new to this whole experience, what would it be?

I guess there's no hiding it, I'm still catching on to everything. So the person you'd be telling it to would be me, in this case. Haha.

Thanks!
Vash

Comments

sender: Eustace

[flamekthunder]

[Who is terrifying, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?]

Baubles.

[morsecodes]

[GODSDAMMIT WHERE DID HE COME FROM!!!???!? How did Eustace even see this omg!? Was he stalking him???]

you keep saying that, still don't believe you dude

Sender: Nico di Angelo

[refantasma]

hes right. boobs are something else entirely.

[morsecodes]

i know what boobs are, gods!!!

[do you, leo? DO YOU?]

im talking about boobies, NOT boobs, thats two completely different things

[refantasma]

do you?

boobs and boobies are the same thing. baubles are not.

[morsecodes]

dude
come on
youre gay stop saying boobs its not the same

[COMPLETELY GETTING AWAY FROM THE POINT HERE.]

1/2

[refantasma]

whats me being gay have to do with it? boobs are birds.

2/2

[refantasma]

[And a beat later.]

Im just kidding. boobies are birds. men can have boobs too. you straights are boring and just call them pecs.

[morsecodes]

wait there are BIRDS called boobies too??

[just completely sidetracked away from the fact that nico's talking about man boobs. mostly because he does NOT like that nico's talking about man boobs.]

[refantasma]

theyre the birds with blue feet.
and there are birds called tits.

and... well. you know what a male bird is called.

[morsecodes]

male....birds?
OH
you mean cocks?
whats up with that anyway
why are birds named after body parts
or are body parts named after birds?
this is a whole egg vs chicken thing all over again

[refantasma]

its the same in Italian.
gallo means rooster and cock.
and il uccello, which means fowl/bird is used too
and 'cazzo' is used I think. its kinda a catch-all word for swearing. mostly used for 'fuck'

sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

THATS what theyre called!!!
i couldnt remember but i def know they werent boobies

sender: leo valdez

[morsecodes]

you are NOT helping percy!!! and yall are both wrong gods!!!

[judoflipped]

i am helping
youre the one wrong

[morsecodes]

but i'm not!! beat told me the name himself!!

[which is the problem right there.]

[judoflipped]

you gonna believe everything beat says

[morsecodes]

he's a really smart guy!! and he's been here way longer than either of us!

[judoflipped]

[he can't deal with this]

[flamekthunder]

In that case, I've been here since the start.

[stillarhino]

and its aight if yous wrong even if you been round longer wolfie

[flamekthunder]

I'm sending both of you dictionaries.

[stillarhino]

hell yeah i am!
you tell em matchstick

[morsecodes]

FINALLY back me up bro!! this guy does NOT listen!

[stillarhino]

if you told him and he aint listening guess hes just gonna stay wrong
his loss yo