you say it's your birthday (backdated to yesterday)

[judoflipped]

Sender: percy jackson
To: everyone
Subject: questions

ok so i have two things

one

this place is full of dreams or whatever right? so like itd be really really cool for someone who just turned 18 (me) if you guys could just dream of annabeth
i really miss her and thatd be like
the best birthday present ever to see her here
esp if i have to hang around another year
not that you guys are bad or anything
just yknow
annabeth

[. . .

there's a pause.]

anyone know how to get bubblegum out of your hair

Comments

[judoflipped]

awww jasons a baby i didnt know this
yeah sure
just remember that im the older one

[Percy... he's only a year younger than you.]

[morsecodes]

dude youre only a year older than us back home
and now im caught up
if we wanna get technical
my birthday is before yours

[judoflipped]

still
im a year older

wait the math isnt mathing here do i have to level up again at home to be older than you

[is that what you're calling canon updates, Percy...]

[morsecodes]

ya im another year ahead of you
again
sorry bro
were the same age now
;)

[judoflipped]

i dont like this