Happy Birthday, Dork | Backdated to August 31

[crouching_sin]

Sender: Naoya
To: Everyone
Subject: Birthday boy

My cousin, who recently arrived, has a birthday today. Wishing him a happy birthday is encouraged.

He's 18 now after all. In many places that makes you an adult, Kazuya.

Yes, I know you can see me writing this.

Comments

[senorita_perfecta]

Oh why thanks. Families tend to be big in Colombia and we Colombians sure have a big love for families in general.

[belheir]

Family is a pretty important thing in Japan too, so I don't think we're so different there. I used to have an aunt and uncle, but they passed away when I was still too young to really remember them.

Naoya ended up living with us because of it, so we grew up pretty close. Or as close as you can be to an emotionally stunted shut-in.

[senorita_perfecta]

Ah I see. All of my family have lived in the same house for 3 full generations. None of us had moved away from the house for the longest time.

It did started out with just my Abuela and my Mamá, aunt, and uncle after Abuelo passed away and then Mamá married Papa and Tia Pepa married Tío Felix. And they soon had kids in me, my sisters and my cousins, so the house grew more in size to accommodate us.

[belheir]

I think I might go crazy if I had that much family living in one house.

[How do you even get privacy at that point?? Or a reasonable amount of time in the shower...]

[senorita_perfecta]

Oh wow how I wish that there are times when I can get to have a moment for myself and not get stressed from everyone’s antics. Especially when one’s cousin can hear everything and have a tendency to gossip like Dolores.

It does get a bit hectic at times, I will admit.

[belheir]

Yeah, I can see how that'd be a pain. I guess I'm luck in that Naoya's not really a gossip. Not that he has anyone to gossip to, since I already stole his only friend.

[senorita_perfecta]

Yep, having a large family does have its pros and cons. That I won’t argue about.

Well, since that friend is not here right now, I guess that he doesn’t have anyone else to gossip with at this time.

lucky*.... i cannot spell

[belheir]

Nope. No one but me, and I'll be stealing every last friend he makes.

[senorita_perfecta]

Yeah I understand. I’m not that close enough to be called his friend right now. And yet-

(Please excuse her while she laughs upon reading the last sentence. Sorry about it, she is so trying not to stifle the laugh, she will be okay in a little bit. And she hasn’t mentioned about having met him in the date auction boat ride just yet.)

Well excuse me. I just had a very hardy laugh earlier.

[belheir]

I'm 100% serious about stealing his friends, you know.

[No he isn't. Not really, but he does think that's what she finds funny, so he'll play it straight.]

[senorita_perfecta]

Oh really then? Well I guess that he might need to be more careful with befriending so many people within close distance to you. Dropping faster than flies being targeted by sundews on a good day.