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Happy Birthday, Dork | Backdated to August 31
Sender: Naoya
To: Everyone
Subject: Birthday boy
My cousin, who recently arrived, has a birthday today. Wishing him a happy birthday is encouraged.
He's 18 now after all. In many places that makes you an adult, Kazuya.
Yes, I know you can see me writing this.
To: Everyone
Subject: Birthday boy
My cousin, who recently arrived, has a birthday today. Wishing him a happy birthday is encouraged.
He's 18 now after all. In many places that makes you an adult, Kazuya.
Yes, I know you can see me writing this.
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My apologies. He's a handful.
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...Is this what people call family rivalry? I usually see it in movies but never in person. Maybe we can just talk things out?
[Please????]
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Kazuya misses his grab, and is in turn grabbed by Naoya, though he'll have to work to pin his arms to the bed, considering the strength that Kazuya has.
Of which he isn't using all of, because one, there's a witness, and two, he doesn't actually want to hurt Naoya for real, just give him a noogie and mess up his hair or something.]
No way. I'm going to kick his ass and he's going to have to deal with it.
[Case in point, he twists in Naoya's hold and... tries to headbutt him. Classy.]
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[His grip is broken easily - he's a magic build not a physical build - and blinks a little bit at the impact. Did he just...]
[He sighs and goes for Kazuya's sides. Tickle time.]
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I hope not, I just don't want two family members getting into an actual fight.
[Please don't.]
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[ He does not want to be tickled! He has phenomenal cosmic power in his body! He could kill everyone in this room! He is-
wheezing almost immediately as Naoya absolutely turns the tides in a manner of seconds, and Kazuya flails, shoving at his brother. ]
Naoya! Stop it!
[ He's dying!!! ]
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See? No harm done. Except to his pride, which can survive a few knocks.
[At least if Naoya is to be believed. Which he probably shouldn't be.]
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I don't think I completely understand but...I can't judge a family's dynamic.
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Jackass.
Kazuya takes a swat at- not Naoya, but some of the more easily knocked over items on his desk, like an irate cat.
Very classy. Very petty.]
I thought you were supposed to be on my side and help annoy him.
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As if you going through my things doesn't make me uncomfortable.
Returning to the previous topic, you're not going to get into the phone.
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[Especially when they may or may not be related and some other stuff was going on. BUT....! Ken gave slight cough.]
I think we aren't going to get anywhere with Naoya-san though.
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They even apparently look like each other a bit.The mug hitting the floor is satsifying, but also, he's glad it doesn't break because otherwise he'd be the one picking up the pieces and that'd just be embarrassing. ]
Don't let our "family affairs" stop you. And yes, I am going to get into your phone. It's just a matter of time.
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[He doesn't sound convinced.]
In any case, hello there. I hope this hasn't soured your opinion of him - he does need friends.
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[All the while raising an eyebrow or two.]
I would say the both of you are nothing compared to what I have seen.
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Obviously Naoya will be able to unfuck it easily soon enough, because he's the technology prodigy. ]
As I've told you before, I don't need your help to make friends. At all. If anything you need my help more than I need yours.
[ Also, bold words, Ken. Bold words. ]
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You assume that I need friends.
[Friends are useful, but not essential. He prefers 'allies'.]
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How about this? I can be both your friend.
[This was getting so awkward..............]
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[Atsuro is probably the closest person to a friend Naoya even has, and Kazuya really questions Atsuro's sanity on that one most of the time.]
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... Why did you want to go through my things anyway? This is a dream world, can't you go chase gumdrops or something?
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[It was still nice to have some allies around? But he'll keep that to himself. Either way, he'll look back at Naoya and then back at Kazuya to see what else he would say.]
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Because it'd annoy you. But also I wanted to see your notes to see if maybe you'd figured out something and just weren't telling me anything.
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Then is there information that you have?
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[ pause. ]
It's also funnier for me, because I can tell when you start getting frustrated.
[ And writing your notes in a different language!! ]
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... You frustrate me even just by talking sometimes.
[Though he probably - no, definitely - does the same.]
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