text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[locumstudentesquire]

Obviously not, since I have no idea what that even means.

[judoflipped]

children of athena

you know the goddess

all strong and powerful and scared of itty bitty little spiders

[locumstudentesquire]

A... Goddess. Who is afraid of spiders?

[I'm sorry Percy, he doesn't know shit about fuck when it comes to western theology or mythology or whatever you want to call it.]

I can't say I'm familiar.

[judoflipped]

[oh. that's rare that people don't know Greek mythology around here.]

yeah i mean even gods have their weaknesses yeah
thats where arachne
arac...
arachnefo

GODS i cant spell that word but thats what the fear of spiders comes from

[locumstudentesquire]

[Welcome to dealing with Ryunosuke, a man who sometimes just doesn't know shit about fuck unless you mash his face into it directly.

Worse yet, phobias are a fairly new field of study in his time, so.]

Wait, you're telling me there's a word in English that JUST refers to someone being afraid of spiders?!

[judoflipped]

[it's not like Percy's any better... they're both fucking clueless then.]

yeah i just cant figure out how to spell it
funny enough the first part of the word comes from the greek spider goddess person
my gf met her once

[locumstudentesquire]

She MET a SPIDER GODDESS?

How on Earth did that happen? I'm guessing she at least got out unscathed enough to tell you about it.

[judoflipped]

she had to find a statue of her mom and bring it back to camp before a war started

oh yeah all she got was a broken ankle which is really good all things considered