text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[multidisciplinary]

[ She's a weird bean with 0 self preservation instincts. ]

Forgive me, I do not mean to downplay your experiences. It is quite possible that my own are the exception to the rule.

Who are these two?

[ Because Zelda can think of two and they're probably not the same two Kazuya is thinking of. ]

[belheir]

One named Black Frost, the other one is Kresnik.

I guess you could make an argument for Lucifer, but I still don't trust him either. He's probably waiting to take a chomp outta me given my experiences.

Also, you met Satan???

[ is it really any weirder than meeting lucifer... ]

[multidisciplinary]

[ Those first two names she doesn't recognize, but the other two... ]

I have, yes. And Lucifer as well, although our acquaintance was short. I am willing to acknowledge that Lucifer would not mindlessly consume every mortal he meets, but he is so insufferably arrogant that I would not like to test the limits of his self-control.

Satan, however, has nigh-limitless self control. I never once felt endangered in his company.

[ Princess Zelda, #1 Satan stan. ]

[belheir]

[ Kazuya has never met Satan, but boy was it awkward when Lucifer descended from the heavens, called him his son, and then half beat his ass into the pavement before fucking off.

Who knew how weird your life could get in 7 days?]

I don't believe either of them wouldn't pass up the opportunity, though. Even if its not human flesh, souls are still definitely on the table! Please be careful around them!