text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[flamekthunder]

[Okay Eustace is picturing... Picturing...

...]

I don't see the problem. If they aren't seeking your attention then they are just doing what a ghost dog should do.

They should be praised for their efforts.

[melodiouspacifist]

A ghost dog is trying to eat me or something, drag me to the pits of the Underworld and you think it should be praised?

Why?!

What did I do to deserve that?!

[ No one answer that. ]

[flamekthunder]

If it's a ghost and it's job is to bring a soul to the Underworld, then it just thought you worth bringing. If it was hungry, then it could have found you a decent meal.

Or weak enough.

[He answered it anyway.]

Regardless it was only doing what it was supposed to.

[IS EUSTACE BEING A GHOST DOG ADVOCATE yes he is. Just go die, Demyx. For the good of the ghost dogs.]

[melodiouspacifist]

But I don't want to die!!!

Not even just because a ghost dog wants me to!

[ Wow, rude. ]

[flamekthunder]

Then offer them something else. If they're ghosts...then bones should work.

[melodiouspacifist]

I didn't have any bones, I was on a mission.

[flamekthunder]

If you knew you were going to go somewhere haunted, you should have been prepared.

[melodiouspacifist]

I didn't want to go anywhere haunted! I hated that mission!

[flamekthunder]

But did you know it would be haunted?

[melodiouspacifist]

I mean...kind of? It's called Halloween Town for a reason.

[flamekthunder]

Then my point still stands. Preparation is key to any mission, and that includes ways to deal with any encounters.

In this case, having bones or treats for the dogs.

[Eustace will continue to defend the ghost dogs.]

[melodiouspacifist]

[ He has no response to this, this is the dumbest thing. He will not be bringing treats to that menace of a ghost dog.

Poor Zero. It's not his fault. ]