text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[judoflipped]

why not

yea to that mission
not a great way to end a date huh

[refantasma]

cause then Ill tell everyone you are what you eat.

... yeah that sucks. but youve had loads sense. before Hera.

[judoflipped]

wow!!!

yeah i know still sucks
gods always gotta come and screw it up

[refantasma]

dont act so surprised.

theyre forces of nature. cant be controlled. add the fact theyre family and its a mess.

[judoflipped]

also add the fact that they cant keep their skirts togas or pants on
godly mess

[refantasma]

yeah well a lot of mortals cant seem to do that either. so its a chicken and the egg sitchuation

[judoflipped]

true
i blame the gods still on that one

[refantasma]

maybe.

I still think we influence the gods more than theyd like to admit.

[judoflipped]

probably
i know we save their asses more than theyd EVER admit ever

[refantasma]

some arent so bad. I like Apollo. Hes pretty cool.
but yeah thats not exclusive to them either.

[judoflipped]

yeah well apollos still a god
apparently he drags leo into some sort of mess in the future

[refantasma]

he's a god. gods are never going to behave like mortals.
you really cant be mad at them for that. you cant join the

whats the meme? oh yeah

you cant join the 'I support jauguars eating faces party' and then go 'I never expected the jauguars to eat MY face'

[judoflipped]

the difference between going to the jauguars eating faces parties and gods being gods is that one you go to willingly and the other you dont ask to be here at all
just sayin

[refantasma]

by the gods Percy. you took that way to literally
gods are going to be gods. like dogs are going to be dogs. it might piss you off if a dog barks all day
but its an exerzise in footility
because at the end of the day. a dog is a dog and barking is one of the things it does along with lick itself, eat, and go to the bathroom wherever it feels like.

being mad at a god for doing god things is just as useless. worse even. because you can train a dog not to shit in your shoe. a god might smite you for looking at them funny.

And then! convince one of the judges of the dead to send you to fields. i dont want you there.

[judoflipped]

[gods nico tldr]

ive looked at plenty of gods funny in my day and havent gotten smited yet
everythings gonna be chill promise nico

[refantasma]

[Sorry, Nico's just passionate about protecting Percy because Percy doesn't seem capable of it. He thought he got that through to him on the boat.]

two reasons for that. a- you're useful. b- people are afraid of your father. sooner or later your gonna stop being useful and some gods will get over their fear of Poseidons retribution if you piss them off enough.

[judoflipped]

[listen Percy is dumb af and has a death wish.]

ill always be useful probably and since the world is made up of mostly water i think itd be pretty hard to stop dad
if he even cares enough to pitch a fit when im gone lol

[refantasma]

[He is.]

youre his favorite son. hes all but said that outright. he will.

[judoflipped]

well currently im his ONLY human son so does that really count

[refantasma]

dude.
most of your fathers children suck.
but aside from that.
you have a lot of power.
You can talk to horses. I cant talk to my fathers scared animals.

[judoflipped]

most of the big threes kids suck in general idk how we ended up so chill
you know horses are prob the most foul mouthed creatures ive ever spoken with

[refantasma]

less competition with other siblings? You and Thalia were at each others throat the short time I saw you togethers. until she joined the hunters

[judoflipped]

hey she started it

[really mature]

[refantasma]

I honestly dont remember.

[He was too busy being in awe of fourteen year old Percy Jackson to pay attention to much else.]

[judoflipped]

then you have no room to talk!