text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[localweirdo]

I would be rather surprised. Although, given the stories I have heard about what people are capable of this world, I am also not surprised either.

But I do wonder why you had to keep fighting him.

[judoflipped]

eh my very existence pisses him off
i do that to a lot of the gods apparently

[localweirdo]

...

What did you do?

[judoflipped]

i wasnt supposed to be born

and the gods dont like jokes either so

[localweirdo]

Well, that's a shame.

What an ungodly thing to do. Both in treating you unfairly and being a stick in the mud.

[judoflipped]

i know right
then they make it my problem

i know i think theyd be a lot more fun if they got a little more jokes and humor in their lives
instead of causing drama and making babies with mortals

[localweirdo]

Then I suppose there isn't a way to cheer them up somehow, no?

Or has anyone tried to make peace with them?

[And somewhere, in the back of her mind? While she knows Zhongli and Xiao would (probably) appreciate her humor, she couldn't imagine them being so stuck up.]

[judoflipped]

nope and yes
they just wanna do their own thing bc they think theyre all cool
in their godness or whatever

[localweirdo]

Well, if their godlyness is just that holy?

They certainly don't look like it. I don't think a god should ever feel as though they are above hearing the common folk.

[judoflipped]

theyre more horny than holy

thats what i said
thats why i made sure they paid their child support when they had a debt to me

[localweirdo]

I suppose I see why they treat you that way.

The Gods probably don't know how to feel about the creation of a new life.

[judoflipped]

they just cant fight their own battles
so there we go
demigods
here, fight the wars for us!! nothing could go wrong!!
right?

[localweirdo]

...

Now they just sound lazy and wants their children to do the work.

[judoflipped]

now youre getting it
even though its something like "oh we cant do it ourselves"
bunch of bs if you ask me

[localweirdo]

And you're not afraid should they ever come here? You never know, they might appear and hear you talking about such things.

[judoflipped]

oh ive talked a lot of shit to their faces before
i would tell them all this in a heartbeat
havent died yet

[YET]

[localweirdo]

...

And so you say yet

[judoflipped]

im only 18 i still have a life of smiting to avoid
but ive made it this far so im good

[localweirdo]

What is that saying when one refers to this situation?

That you are 'jynxing' it?

[judoflipped]

probably am but the gods like to pick on me whether or not im jynxing myself so i might as well be annoying

[localweirdo]

But if you're going to be annoying, you might as well make sure you have fun.

Or else it'll end with a run.
That might just end with one.

[judoflipped]

exactly
being annoying is a whole lot of fun

[localweirdo]

Not to mention that is the point, no? Just to have fun before we kick the bucket?

Not that the Gods might know about it anyway.

[judoflipped]

nah they dont know anything about fun
but youre exactly right
glad were likeminded on that